11.12.09
Posted in Babies , General , Humor at 6:00 pm by Hemant Mehta
If all baptisms were like this, maybe I’d consider going to one… the religious would enjoy the baptism. I would enjoy the flushing of an infant.
Everyone would leave happy.
The cartoon is Freethunk! by Jeff Swenson .
(via Humanist Network News )
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11.09.09
Posted in Babies , General , Humor at 4:00 pm by Hemant Mehta
That’s the problem with babies.
They may be born atheists, but they are also born not believing in the theory of evolution.
Keith Lowell Jensen explains at the 0:20 mark.
He’s joking but I actually like the line.
We are born without belief in God; that belief has to be drilled into us. If no one taught us what to believe, no doubt children would come with an explanation for how our world and the creatures inside of it came to be.
It’s our job to provide children with natural explanations so they don’t go chasing after the popular mythology their friends may buy into.
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10.31.09
Posted in Babies , General , Humor at 10:00 am by Hemant Mehta
(Or is is Babies Ruth?)
Funny. I think this applies to atheists as well as witches…
I prefer the King Size babies.
(Thanks to Alan for the link!)
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10.30.09
Posted in Babies , General , Humor at 6:00 pm by Hemant Mehta
No wonder my spaghetti never comes out right. I never dry the children before adding them to the meal!
We now have Holy Communion for the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
(Thanks to hoverFrog for the link!)
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10.28.09
Posted in Babies , General , Humor at 8:00 pm by Hemant Mehta
Well, how else did you expect me to catch my dinner?
(via Unscrewing the Inscrutable )
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10.25.09
Posted in Babies , Humor , Mike Clawson at 3:33 pm by Mike Clawson
Seen yesterday at the Texas Renaissance Faire:
It was sitting on top of this:
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10.17.09
Posted in Babies , General at 8:00 am by Hemant Mehta
These costumes are cute … but I’d only buy them if the babies came included:
Delicious.
Why would anyone ever bother buying any other costume after seeing those?
What will your baby (or whichever baby you borrow…) be dressed as this Halloween?
(Thanks to Kriss the Sexy Atheist for the link!)
…
***Update*** : This baby just won the game of life:
(Thanks, @jennifurret !)
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10.15.09
Posted in Babies , General , Humor at 8:00 pm by Hemant Mehta
If I had this product, making dinner would be *so* much easier.
I suspect it would make playtime much more fun, too!
(Thanks to Reid for the link!)
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10.01.09
Posted in Babies , General , Humor at 4:00 pm by Hemant Mehta
Because one day, the lobsters will seek revenge…
At least they’re going for the tastiest among us first. That means I’ll have some time to spare.
(via Evilkid Comix — Thanks to CarolAnn for the link!)
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09.28.09
Posted in Babies , General , Humor at 3:00 pm by Hemant Mehta
I don’t understand it, but I know where I’m going the next time I need an eye exam:
No one likes those blurry babies, anyway. They’re the worst.
(Thanks to everyone for the link!)
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