Babies | Friendly Atheist by Hemant Mehta

12.31.08

Sugar Baby

Posted in Babies at 1:00 pm by Hemant Mehta

It’s the end of the year. Must squeeze in one last baby posting.

Mmm… sugary baby:

Dressing babies in food costumes = win.

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12.11.08

I Could Down Four Babies At Once?

Posted in Babies at 1:00 pm by Hemant Mehta

They almost like Teddy Grahams when they’re this small…

I prefer my babies honey-flavored. The newer Chocolate Chip ones are just nasty.

For more of these, artist Camille Allen offers a whole gallery of her beautiful miniature baby sculptures!

(Thanks to everyone for the link!)

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12.07.08

Baby Bowl

Posted in Babies at 10:00 pm by Hemant Mehta

There’s something so wrong about how I am getting several emails telling me about this…

And yet it feels so right.

I now have another item for my Christmas wish list:

Can you imagine how tasty your Cinnamon Toast Crunch would be if it came from that thing?

Or, better yet, why not fill it up with some of these for your next party?

The possibilities are endless…

(Thanks to all who sent the link!)

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12.04.08

Eat-a-Fetus

Posted in Babies at 8:00 pm by Hemant Mehta

Bet you can’t have just one.

The background music just makes it all the better.

I love when atheists bake cookies

I’ll be adding this to my Christmas wish list. Which you will all see soon.

(Thanks to Anna for the link!)

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11.27.08

Twinkie Babies

Posted in Babies at 2:00 pm by Hemant Mehta

Two for the price of one!

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11.25.08

Atheist Eating Babies. For Real.

Posted in Babies at 4:00 pm by Hemant Mehta

Well, this is utterly disturbing.

The atheist side of me was excited by the title.

The vegetarian side of me was completely disgusted by it…

The vegetarian side wins.

I don’t understand how/why anyone would take pleasure in this… isn’t there a moral reason to say no to eating this (possibly NSFW)?

And if you agree with me, how do you justify being pro-choice?

(via Ziztur)

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11.22.08

Conclusive Proof That Dogs Can Be Atheists

Posted in Babies, Humor at 8:00 am by Hemant Mehta

I posed the question the other day: Can a dog be an atheist?

Reed has shown me proof that dogs can indeed be Godless:

The debate has been settled.

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11.18.08

Mmm… Deep Dish Infant

Posted in Babies at 11:00 am by Hemant Mehta

I don’t know why I keep hearing about babies in food costumes, but I wholly approve:

How does a baby crawl with that thing on…?

(via omg blog — Thanks to Becky for the link!)

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11.11.08

I Am Getting Hungry…

Posted in Babies at 8:00 pm by Hemant Mehta

You can have your baby and eat it, too!

Gotta love the description:

… anyone can bake cookies shaped like circles or trees or hearts — But it takes a special kind of person to make these babies. Just stamp your fetuses out of cookie dough, pop them in the oven, and then let them gestate for a few minutes. When they’re done, your kitchen will be filled with the enchanting aroma of fresh baked fetuses. You’ll almost imagine them singing, “We’re your fetus! Get ready to eat us!”

(via Slog — Thanks to Aaron for the link!)

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