Posted by Hemant Mehta in From today’s Onion:
An excerpt:
We can look at the fossil record and trace many of our genetic traits back to ancient species. In fact, scientific reasoning can explain nearly every stage of life from the Big Bang to the present day. I say “nearly” because the period that scientists claim lasted from roughly 205 to 250 million years ago, commonly known as the Triassic period, was quite obviously the work of the Lord God Almighty.
Is that Bob Barker?
He looks pretty darn old, maybe he was there?
Stephen Jossler is hilarious. Read the whole article and you’ll see this is very skillful satire.