Posted by Hemant Mehta in It might be blasphemous for some, but I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t getting hungry…
That was created by Rev. C.S. Rowan at the forums of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
(Thanks to Ubi Dubium for the link!)
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It’s shown being served with (I assume) wine. Don’t they have to put “serving suggestion” on the box? And is it Kosher?
I’ll pass. I remember what I had to sit through the last time I had one. It’s like those “FREE DISNEY TICKETS” that you have to sit through a sales pitch for an Orlando timeshare beforehand.
“100% REAL JESUS” I presume it will be found in the meat department.
Do the plus marks help you know which side goes up when you eat them?
This made me laugh. Reminds me of the Dane Cook spiel for his Comedy Central show (from a few years back).
100% real jesus.
Good one
Are they consecrated or not?
It’s an important question – I need to know if I need Peanut Butter or Gravy.
Yes, I remember this from Dane Cook as well. It was quite hilarious the way he went on about his “Christ-Chex” I believe! But Ew. Those things taste like paper. May be good for those on a diet, I suppose.
I’ll need to read the nutritional info first. HFCS? I hear the Jeez-it Rice are pretty tasty.
If they want to convert me, Jesus better have that delicious, addicting cheese flavor the real cheez-its have!
I’m I the only one thankful this wasn’t a package of Jizz-its?
@Lagunatic
No, you werent the only one. Though now that you mention it, I suspect I have a couple of friends who would love to stuff their face full of… yeah, never mind.
An image eerily similar to this one was created 4 years ago on the Something Awful forums… http://www.somethingawful.com/d/photoshop-phriday/offensive-cereals.php?page=6
Third one down on their “Make Cereals Offensive” photoshop contest. Hilarious stuff
Among the DVD extras for Kevin Smith’s film ‘Dogma’ was an ad for Hosties breakfast cereal.
No joke, i am actually eating cheez its right now. creepy.
Hot & spicy cheez-its ftw!
This reminds me of a cartoon I read once on “The Rut”: http://bigeyedeer.wordpress.com/2007/05/19/a-cartoon-about-pests-and-mice/
I had a similar idea using a Cheezit’s box logo photoshopped to say “Cheezit’s Saves” and put it on a Tshirt.
Do they come in nacho cheese flavor?