Very amusing, but alas, any kid who actually tried something like that would have gotten a very long, tedious, and serious lecture as a result. Probably after school, with a sadly inane (if not downright painful) homework assignment to follow.
After all, they must prevent any possible talk of dissent.
That is something that I have never understood about conservative Christians, particularly those with a creationist bent. Those people more than anyone else tend to be opposed to virtually any display of nudity, and yet they are perfectly fine believing that the first humans were naked and on display for the whole world to see. To me those people have always looked like hypocrites in that respect.
“Those people more than anyone else tend to be opposed to virtually any display of nudity, and yet they are perfectly fine believing that the first humans were naked and on display for the whole world to see.”
But weren’t Adam and Eve only naked until they ate the forbidden fruit? Afterwards they realised they were naked and covered up with fig leaves because they were ashamed. So, it’s actually consistent for conservative Christians not to have a problem with Adam and Eve’s nudity because it was before the original sin.
this made me LAWL!!!
THAT’S…FRIGGIN…HILARIOUS
Very amusing, but alas, any kid who actually tried something like that would have gotten a very long, tedious, and serious lecture as a result. Probably after school, with a sadly inane (if not downright painful) homework assignment to follow.
After all, they must prevent any possible talk of dissent.
Too funny. Reminds me of “All Things Dull and Ugly.” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooaGhYFHIzg
Heh. Kid’s got him there!
haha thanks for posting, made me smile =)
Sigh. Just goes to show how contextual humor can be, I guess.
I was this kid. I remember being small and worrying that my guardian angel was watching me in the show. That’s really upsetting for a kid!
I always use my God-B-Gone when I want some privacy from the Lord.
Is this how we ended up with all the oceans?
As long as we’re being pedantic here, that wouldn’t have been pornography unless it was also obscene and without artistic value.
Maybe it makes me a bad atheist, but I usually find comics like this to be about as witty as most creationist comics.
Which is to say, not at all.
That is something that I have never understood about conservative Christians, particularly those with a creationist bent. Those people more than anyone else tend to be opposed to virtually any display of nudity, and yet they are perfectly fine believing that the first humans were naked and on display for the whole world to see. To me those people have always looked like hypocrites in that respect.
“Those people more than anyone else tend to be opposed to virtually any display of nudity, and yet they are perfectly fine believing that the first humans were naked and on display for the whole world to see.”
But weren’t Adam and Eve only naked until they ate the forbidden fruit? Afterwards they realised they were naked and covered up with fig leaves because they were ashamed. So, it’s actually consistent for conservative Christians not to have a problem with Adam and Eve’s nudity because it was before the original sin.