It’s Not a Toy, Baby!


I thought all babies were supposed to know not to play with plastic bags…

(I swear I had nothing to do with this.)

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This image clearly needs a caption. What do you think?

(Thanks to Stuart for the image!)

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11 Responses

  1. avatar schism Says:

    This image clearly needs a caption.

    “Baby likes auto-erotic asphyxiation, baby LIKES!”

  2. avatar GT Says:

    “This toy is not a bag.”

  3. avatar Sandra Says:

    You’re supposed to breathe into a paper bag to keep from hyper-ventilating.

  4. avatar Carlos Says:

    “Vacuum-sealed bag keeps that freshness in, for that taste you love!”

  5. avatar Allytude Says:

    Sealing meself from the creationists

  6. avatar Jerad Says:

    David Carradine reincarnate.

  7. avatar Buffy Says:

    Safety Baby demonstrates what not to do in order to teach your children proper safety skills. Other Safety Baby dolls run with scissors, ride without bike helmets, and play in traffic.

  8. avatar Power Pop Pat Says:

    Carlos wins. Hands down.

  9. avatar 1minion Says:

    Yes. We don’t have enough atheists eat babies jokes yet.

    I kind of like the safety baby one, too.

  10. avatar ursulamajor Says:

    3/4 of the way down, the cupcake (right above the vegan icing). Sure to be a hit at any atheist party!

    http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/

  11. avatar Cliff Says:

    White Anglo parenting skills manifest an American minority.

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