Posted by Hemant Mehta in I would love to be the person who breaks the news to the co-worker in this story.
Background: This takes place at a shop which constantly plays Christian music via satellite radio. The owner isn’t a fan but he doesn’t bother changing it since he only stops by the shop casually:
… One day [the owner] came in and chatted with us [employees] for a while when he noticed the radio was playing a mainstream song.
He asked, “Did someone finally change the channel?”
My co-worker (and manager) replied, “Sometimes this station plays sexual music between the Christian music.”
The owner asked, “Sexual music? It’s not Christian but isn’t calling it sexual going a little too far?”…
I enjoy how the conversation ends 
(via That Atheist Bitch)
The employee must have been Baptist. You know the old joke: Baptists object to sex because it might lead to dancing.
Hemant, you’re the chair of the board of the Sexual Student Alliance!
I StumbledUpon it earlier, and it made me lol. And gee, Hemant…I’d love to be chair of that Alliance!!!
If they are listening to satelite radio I hope they don’t sample some of the non-christian channels or they may suffer an acute case of the vapors.
I can hear Marvin in my head now . . .
and when I get that feeling, I need sexual human,
sexual
human baby is good for me
Baaaaaaaaaby! *groovin*
Marvin’s the man.
Lulz. Apparently I’m a sexual humanist. And I’ve always preferred sexual music to Christian music.
“Secular Healing” !
If you listen to most of the popular contemporary christian music you will notice that if you just replace “jesus” with “baby” most of it sounds quite a bit different. Might make the top 40 though.
Secular music. (sexual music, har har)