Posted by Hemant Mehta in Ohh… so *this* is how purity rings work:
(via SMBC — Thanks to Aaron for the link!)
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Or they were saddlebacking. Either way, she’s *totally* still a virgin!
What happens when she takes the ring off? What if she put it back on after sex?
Is her virginity like Schrödinger’s cat?
Trying my best not to put a “pussy” joke here…
The best part is the extra votey comic (when you mouse-over the red button below the main comic). It will only make sense if you saw Wednesday’s XKCD comic.
Maybe she is a knowledge virgin, in that she has not been tainted by reason.
He he saddlebacking. That’s just the thing to keep a girl’s virginity till marriage.
Beverage alert! My poor keyboard. I can’t stop laughing.
Hilarious. SMBC is awesome.
My nephew wears one of these stupid “purity” rings. If they didn’t want him to have sex why didn’t they just marry him off and not have sex like all the rest of the married people?