Comments on: An Atheist License Plate Story with a Happy Ending

By: RJ Evans

RJ Evans — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 02:21:28 +0000

I applied to the Oklahoma DMV for the vanity plate “ATHEIST” and was approved without any problems. I PROUDLY display it on my black ‘08 BMW 335xi. Surprisingly, I get very few negative looks, no comments, and have had no issues with vandals. Who could have figured the belt buckle of the bible belt would be so accepting? LOL!

By: David D.G.

David D.G. — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 18:32:21 +0000

Revyloution wrote:

A-HA! Further proof that the goatee is the official facial hair of the atheist!

Actually, that type of beard style is properly called a Van Dyke. The goatee is just the little tuft of hair under the middle of the lower lip.

Sorry to be a “beard pedant,” but as someone who used to wear this style of beard, I consider this labeling error one of my pet peeves.

~David D.G.

By: littlejohn

littlejohn — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 18:23:02 +0000

I also live in a red state (Indiana), and I’d be a little nervous with GODLESS on my plate. I assume the only reason my Darwin fish hasn’t gotten my car vandalized is that most people don’t look at it closely enough to realize it’s not a Jesus fish. I admire this guy’s courage and tenatiousness. But just wait until some redneck cop winds up behind him in traffic. He better come to an absolutely full stop at every intersection!

By: Doug Stewart

Doug Stewart — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 16:12:36 +0000

Some relatively tame and cryptic ideas are, OVERGOD, 4GETGOD, (forget god), ENUFGOD, (enough god), WHY GOD, Y JESUS, YY4 GOD, (too wise for god), 26E4GOD, (too sexy for god), 2QT4GOD, (too cute for god), GOD LOL, (god, laugh out load). Some more radical plates could read, I H8GOD, GODH8R, H8JESUS, H8FAITH, GODSBAD, GOD SUX, MAD GOD, CRZYGOD, CYCOGOD, DAMNGOD. Some suggestions that would probably be rejected on the grounds of vulgarity are are, FAWQGOD, FCK GOD, 4Q GOD, FU GOD, GOD WTF, (god, what the f***), GOD BFD, (god, big f****** deal), DOGKCUF, (read it backwards), but, what the hell?… I mean heck.

Or, if you can perform miracles, like getting the DMV to do the right thing, how about, I AM GOD?

By: curdog

curdog — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 16:06:18 +0000

Nice plate…but I would expect to be keyed in the name of jesus anywhere outside of new orleans.

By: 3D

3D — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 06:17:00 +0000

Something tells me that it was the mention of belonging to a secular humanist group that got the decision reversed. Sounds like they didn’t want to deal with the headache of legal wrangling, so they caved.

I’d like to be wrong, but I have a feeling that someone who just requested the plate be made available without any backup wouldn’t have the same success.

By: maskrenter

maskrenter — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 05:11:45 +0000

saw this one the other day on the way to work... http://twitpic.com/90q1w

By: «bønez_brigade»

«bønez_brigade» — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 00:39:39 +0000

Call me a Rounding Nazi, but I’m thinking QT3142 would be more correct.

Great idea, nevertheless. ;]

By: Hemant Mehta

Hemant Mehta — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 00:21:12 +0000

QT3141

Cutie Pie Yay me for being a math teacher.

By: Revyloution

Revyloution — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 00:16:55 +0000

A-HA! Further proof that the goatee is the official facial hair of the atheist!

As far as vanity plates, I prefer mine

QT3141

Extra credit for the first one who gets it.