Posted by Hemant Mehta in Next time I go an atheist conference, I’m totally wearing this:
The ladies will be flocking to me.
Umm… *ahem*… more than usual, that is.
A word of advice to the men: This is one time where too much Reason may work against you. Use in moderation, please.
(via Ariane Sherine)
I need me some of that stuff. Uh, I mean, just because it smells good, you know. Not because…. Never mind.
Smells like atheist spirit!
Does it also help keep Jehovah’s Witnesses (and other evangelicals) away?
I can think of a few other times when too much reason is a good thing, men…
Maybe I’m gullible, but is it real? I mean, I dunno if Europeans usually have cologne branded by non-popstar/fashion-designers.
I invented my own cologne and it’s guaranteed to attract women.
I call it Money!
Would a creationist one be called “ad hominem”?
So anyway, if I wear Richard Dawkins’ scent, does that mean a distracted Lalla Ward might kiss me or something?
He’d sell a million…