Posted by Hemant Mehta in This is *perfect* for atheist math teachers like myself:
Of course we should believe in angles. But only the Right ones.
My Guardian Angle helped me quite a bit when I took the SATs.
The image was created by Kristine Hoppenworth, a student freethought leader from Florida. You can purchase it on shirts/hats/buttons/etc. at CafePress.
(Thanks to Roy for the link!)
That’s such acute image!
~David D.G.
You would be obtuse to not find this funny!
Oh Lord show me a sin…
OK now I’m going off on a tangent. Boo.
Indeed, there is but one right angle, all those who disagree are either obtuse or suffer from acute delusion.
I believe in triangles, which are three angles in one.
Follow me and I will make you anglers of men.
I believe in the Triangle (which is three angles in one), and in the word of the Prophet, Isoceles.
*pun death has occurred*
Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day,
Teach him to be an angler and you will have to listen to his lies for a lifetime.
Truly i am shamed. I stared for far to long before getting the joke. Im blaming it on the microbrew.
My guardian angle keeps me pointed in the right direction. I always know where to turn when I need help.
Woo, thanks Hemant and Roy! Glad people like it
I fear that you are assuming better spelling ability among the kids you teach than might be the case.
Good jokes about scalene triangles are very rare.
Thanks for posting this Hemant!
All you guys are so punny.
I once was lost but now I am found, thanks to Tri-Angulation.