Posted by Hemant Mehta in This is a new low for pareidolia fans. Now, we’re not even trying.
Nancy Simoes was cooking fried salami when she saw God in the skillet.
Let it out. You know you want to. Tell everyone you know to leave the room and then swear at the top of your lungs. I just did.
Simoes realizes people may think she’s crazy.
“I can’t make this up. … it’s there in the burn marks.”
Explain to me why that couldn’t have just as easily said DOG. Or GOO. Or nothing at all.
She’s from South Florida… if that makes you feel better.
I don’t know whether to blame the woman for wasting everyone’s time or the news station for reporting it.
(P.S. My original title for this post was Allah-Mi. Yay, puns.)
(via The J-Walk Blog)
It spells “goo” not “God”.
Living in South Florida, I can tell you it doesn’t make me feel better.
Related note, i just moved into a new house. New house is next to a church. Church has a bus. Bus is “On Fire for Jesus!”
I wanted to share.
After cocking my head to the right, I can see two mis-shaped eyes and a very curly looking nose… is this the ‘GOD’ she’s referring to?
My bigger question is who the heck fries salami. Ew? Do people actually do that?
*Massive facepalm* xo
Actually, now that I look at it longer, it’s pretty close to looking like OGC. Maybe God is telling us we need to masturbate more?
GOO
Not crazy, just silly.
Oh, God, what a big nose you have! =P
Definitely, definitely GOO. God is icky.
it’s goo
Holy shit! Obviously it’s a sign that I should go buy another Sonic Youth album.
“Homer, that’s not God. It’s a waffle stuck to the ceiling.”
Hemant,
You wrote she was ‘cooking friend salami’.
Shouldn’t that read ‘cooking children salami’???
Mmmmm….
I’m sure it’s Lord “Goo,” so let us pray….
Lets check out the frying pan. Perhaps it has the letters GOD on the surface, maybe GriswOlD Forge?
Or perhaps they should take it as a message about Smithfield Flu, that eating meat is like eating God? (not that that would mean anything real)
Changed “friend” to “fried” Now, the sentence reads correctly
I hope that’s beef salami, because we know God doesn’t care for pork products.
Why oh why do news stations cover this type of thing? There has to be more important news out there. There just has to be.
mmm… the Fried Salami Monster has spoken, All worship him!!
Praise be to the Fried Salami Monster the grand Lord GOO!
Science now has documented proof of his existence! He’s 1 up on all of the other ‘alleged’ deities.
It’s pretty damn obvious that those char marks are not accidental, and by that I do not mean that they were created by the divine hand of GoO.
Well, Goo is the girl on Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends who makes up a lot of imaginary friends and is a real pain (at least in the beginning). Coincidence?