Posted by Hemant Mehta in I hate it when someone steals my idea for a book…
Actually, How to Raise Your I.Q. by Eating Gifted Children is a real book by satirist Lewis Frumkes and he wrote it nearly a decade ago.
It should be noted that eating skinny children does not help you lose weight.
I learned this the hard way.
(via FAIL Blog — Thanks to everyone for the link!)
Lol. When I saw this today I thought of you immediately!
It’s so obvious! Eat gifted children and gain their knowledge.
So will my IQ drop if I eat stupid children? Maybe I should stop using those box-and-stick traps…
Eating sweet children made me diabetic.
I saw this book in a used book store many many years ago and thought the title was so funny that I should buy it. I’m sad to report that the title was by far my favorite part… although I admit I didn’t finish it.
What about eating “Christian” children?
I maintain my youthful good looks by eating cute children.
I have a copy that was published in 1983. I believe it was first published in the 1970’s.
Is this going to be in the same vein as “A Modest Proposal?”