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Products from a Conservative Christian Pharmacy


I take it you can find these at the same pharmacies where they don’t dispense birth control and morning-after pills for “moral” reasons:

mosesmaxi



noahdino



condemns

There are more products where those came from courtesy of Derek Walborn at CollegeHumor.com.

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10 Responses

  1. avatar Boštjan Says:

    What is that on the last picture. Bishop kissing a woman.Maybe that means that they have been aprooved and tested by roman clergyman

  2. avatar Nancy Says:

    Wouldn’t Noah’s Animal Cookies be funnier if the banner said “Now With Dinosaurs!”?
    All three are funny though!

  3. avatar Ms Constantine Says:

    OMG Red Sea barriers! That’s fantastic.

  4. avatar «bønez_brigade» Says:

    The Roman-tested wood glue gave me almost as many lulz as the hymen-safe Red Sea barriers.

  5. avatar «bønez_brigade» Says:

    BTW, on the box o’ condos (/penis sleeves), the Bible verse is only (part of) verse 11 from Job 31 (and is from the New Living Translation, FWIW)…

  6. avatar Wes Says:

    The rest are funny too. “Crucifix-it” had me crackin’ up. :D

  7. avatar DB Says:

    Lmao, that made my day. Derek Walborn is awesome for coming up with these!

  8. avatar Darius Whiteplume Says:
  9. avatar Derek Says:

    I wondered where all the extra web site traffic was coming from! I’m glad you guys dig these since you’re more or less the target audience for this sort of thing.

    Thanks!

  10. avatar dorela Says:

    Those are funny, thanks for share..

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