Posted by Hemant Mehta in Thanks, Ashley 
And thank you, His Noodliness, for all you’ve given us this year.
Anyone else get any memorable cards this holiday season?
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Are those two roundish things meatballs, or is this Mrs. FSM?
This year, I made black cards with white sparkly leaves stamped on them, and either a message of generic winter cheer or an airing of grievances on the inside. They were surprisingly well received!
My girlfriend got a card with the top ten politically correct Christmas carols. Hilarious. For instance:
“Frosty the snowperson”
“Chestnuts roasting in a safely contained, continuously monitored, eco-friendly nontoxic outdoor fire (for which I do have a permit).”
“Grandma allegedly got run over by an unidentifeid non-human perpetrator”
“Deck the halls with boughs of unendangered foliage (if office policy permits)”
“I’ll be home for a short period of time in December”
Additionally, my girlfriends mother gave me a card for Channukah (which I don’t celebrate in the way that Jews are “supposed to”).
Cover has a bottle of shnaps, some whitefish, and a bagel with cream cheese. A little note says “for Santa.”
Inside: “Hey, just cause a guy goes to the wrong house doesn’t mean he has to starve.”