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I Am Getting Hungry…


You can have your baby and eat it, too!

Gotta love the description:

… anyone can bake cookies shaped like circles or trees or hearts — But it takes a special kind of person to make these babies. Just stamp your fetuses out of cookie dough, pop them in the oven, and then let them gestate for a few minutes. When they’re done, your kitchen will be filled with the enchanting aroma of fresh baked fetuses. You’ll almost imagine them singing, “We’re your fetus! Get ready to eat us!”

(via Slog — Thanks to Aaron for the link!)

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12 Responses

  1. avatar The Unbrainwashed Says:

    OK we get the point. It’s starting to get old.

  2. avatar Milena Says:

    That’s just… ew. That being said, I would love to serve fetus cookies to guests. Just imagine the looks on their faces when you offer them a fresh-baked snack.

  3. avatar NYCatheist Says:

    At first glance I thought it was David Bowman.

  4. avatar Asylum Seeker Says:

    I would honestly think that those were alien cookies if I saw them without being told otherwise. All I can think is “the truth is out there” whenever I look at it, even knowing that its supposed to be a fetus. Maybe it’s just the mind-control…

  5. avatar Gabriel Says:

    Looks like that baby from 2001 A Space Odessy

  6. avatar Patrick Says:

    Finally! Something that fundies and atheists can get together on: fetus-shaped cookies!!!

    Atheists can enjoy the satisfying feeling of eating a baby with no harm done, and fundamentalists can use them to teach about how abortion is wrong. I suddenly feel like my kitchen utensil collection is incomplete!

  7. avatar The Unbrainwashed Says:

    You guys are way too easily amused.

  8. avatar Ian Andreas Miller Says:
  9. avatar mikespeir Says:

    Okay, that was pretty disgusting.

  10. avatar Mikayla Says:

    WTF!!!? That is just wierd…

  11. avatar Some strange things of the day… « The Life of Ennui Prayer Says:

    [...] the humor is tickling me. I mean, the believers have long insisted that atheists are baby eaters. Now they’re half right.Just makes your mouth water, doesn’t [...]

  12. avatar LE Says:

    Oh. My. God. Hemant, you never cease to crack me up. Now I know what I’m bringing to the office Christmas party.

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