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Just reading the bits of theology text visible in that postcard, I was nodding off. I don’t blame that author one bit – I bet his cheating method was to answer every exam question with “God Did It”. Full marks every time!
If you are even in a Theology class, that’s your problem right there. It’s a “History and Philosophy of Unverifiable Nonsense” course. You are almost guaranteed to either come out of it bored, insane, or both.
My comedian pal Sam Higgins talks about his theology class at the private school he attended, where he barely passed with a 66.6%.
How do you cheat in theology? Make something up?
Reminds me of the old Woody Allen joke:
I cheated on my metaphysics exam – I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
Plagiarism. Lots and lots of plagiarism. I had to write a 20 page paper on Amos.
Theology/Bible classes can be pretty interesting. Documentary hypothesis, Q Gospel, Calvinism, St. Thomas Aquinas. I made it though two classes. I decided to stop there before getting into really good stuff like pneumatology, exegesis, ecclesiology, and eschatology.
oh hoverfrog, you crack me up XD