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The Scariest Halloween Costume

icon1 Posted by Hemant Mehta in Babies, General on October 19th, 2008 | 13 Comments

I’m frightened.

Very frightened.

I think I might have nightmares.

All I need to do is borrow a baby and I’ll be all set.

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13 Responses

  1. avatar J. J. Ramsey Says:
    October 19th, 2008 at 3:51 pm

    So are you going to cook the “banana” or eat it raw? :)

  2. avatar PrimeNumbers Says:
    October 19th, 2008 at 3:52 pm

    Well, you scared me!

  3. avatar Patrick Says:
    October 19th, 2008 at 4:33 pm

    I am picturing Ray Comfort, after deconverting and becoming an atheist, describing how this costume was intelligently designed to makes baby-eating so much easier:

    “The seams on the costume making a perfect grip to hold between two hands, angling the baby’s head directly at the mouth.” (Makes creepy chewing movement with mouth.)

  4. avatar Sanity Says:
    October 19th, 2008 at 5:58 pm

    “Peanut Butter Jelly Time, Peanut Butter Jelly Time”

  5. avatar Alyce Says:
    October 19th, 2008 at 7:30 pm

    It’s scary in more ways than one. That baby clearly has plastic doll arms!

  6. avatar mikespeir Says:
    October 19th, 2008 at 7:59 pm

    Peel and eat!

  7. avatar ATL-Apostate Says:
    October 19th, 2008 at 8:12 pm

    mmmmm, baby.

  8. avatar Justin Says:
    October 19th, 2008 at 11:17 pm

    The baby, btw, was domesticated from the plantaiby quite some time ago to create a sweeter, more succulent snack…

    Seriously, what is with the plastic arms?

  9. avatar Beijingrrl Says:
    October 20th, 2008 at 3:16 am

    The plastic arms are probably because they photoshopped a baby’s head in. Babies hate those sack costumes! I know. I tried to dress my daughter up as a chili pepper when she was 9 days old and her face soon matched the red of the costume with her protests. No costume that year.

  10. avatar hoverFrog Says:
    October 20th, 2008 at 6:52 am

    I’ll never understand why Americans dress up as anything they like for Halloween. Why not stick to the pagan roots and dress as ghouls and ghosts or supernatural beasties? Unless this doll armed, banana body, freak child is the ghost of intelligent design come back to haunt atheists….That can’t be right, ID isn’t dead yet is it?

  11. avatar Christophe Thill Says:
    October 20th, 2008 at 10:27 am

    Who would dress up their kids like that? Ray Comfort?

  12. avatar David D.G. Says:
    October 20th, 2008 at 1:56 pm

    Awww, it’s neat how a little kid in a costume can have such appeal!

    ~David D.G.

  13. avatar Awesomesauce Says:
    October 21st, 2008 at 12:55 am

    Fake…

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