Christianity has just become another brand name.

I don’t find anything here quite as troubling as the assertion that there are “top Christian bands!”

“You’ll be rockin’ to the best while praising the Lord!” Uh … can anybody qualify “the best”? I mean, how many Christian bands actually make any hits at all?

Can you name one besides Jars Of Clay?

“Over 50 Christian songs from your favourite artists.”

Hang on–don’t they know how many songs there are, exactly? Just curious.

My favourite artists include the Tragically Hip, Judas Priest, and The Doors. None of whom, to my knowledge, ever made a Christian hit. Although I suppose Priest probably comes close.

In true third-rate Christian-product fashion, the game isn’t even something you are meant to play on a TV. It’s for your computer.

Oh yes, because PC gaming is a byproduct of third rate Christian creations. I guess I’ll just throw away my video card and sell my copy of pc orange box. Curses, the things one must do to be an atheist!

And Hemant, I feel your pain on the no furniture thing…right now I’m sitting on a blanket in my “family room” and sleeping on an air mattress. My battle is with field crickets, though, not dragonflies.

I’ve been hunting for a dirt-cheap copy of that one at used book shops and such for a while now, no luck as yet.

I am looking forward to the Christian version of World of Warcraft. There will be much lulz that day.

Hmmm, it’d probably be pretty crappy, given that they’d spend six days making it and then not change anything ever. No evolutionary patches for them!

Seriously though, there’s a Christian guild on the server we play on. So much for Elune and the Naaru…

/geek

This made me lol.