Comments on: One-Liners

By: Zach

Zach — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 20:56:37 +0000

I hope I have this right:

“Imagine the temerity of man, to think that his creator is worthy of praise”
I believe this is from Ingersoll.
Also,
“Religion is a powerful tool for controlling the masses”
Napoleon

By: Axegrrl

Axegrrl — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 06:11:19 +0000

“a lot of people come up here and thank Jesus for this award. I want you to know that no one had less to do with this award than Jesus. So, all I can say is: ‘suck it, Jesus, this award is my god now!!’ ”

~ Kathy Griffin

By: Jeff Satterley

Jeff Satterley — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 16:00:49 +0000

“Man is tormented by no greater anxiety than to find someone quickly to whom he can hand over that great gift of freedom with which the ill-fated creature is born.”
– Fyodor Dostoevsky

Bill, I want that on my tombstone when I die

By: Bill M.

Bill M. — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 13:57:13 +0000

A few of my favorites:

“It says he made us all to be just like him. So if we’re dumb, then god is dumb, and maybe even a little ugly on the side.”
Frank Zappa
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“All thinking men are atheists.”
Ernest Hemingway
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“Do not pass by my epitaph, traveler.
But having stopped, listen and learn, then go your way.
There is no boat in Hades, no ferryman Charon,
No caretaker Aiakos, no dog Cerberus.
All we who are dead below
Have become bones and ashes, but nothing else.
I have spoken to you honestly, go on, traveler,
Lest even while dead I seem loquacious to you.”
Found on an old Roman tombstone.

By: Allytude

Allytude — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 03:48:07 +0000

A Theist to Atheist- Little space, Huge difference- the right way.

By: chancelikely

chancelikely — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 02:13:52 +0000

Isn’t it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too? –Douglas Adams

By: SmilingAtheist

SmilingAtheist — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 01:39:04 +0000

George Carlin: “When it comes to bullshit, major league bullshit, you have to stand in awe, in awe of the all time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims, religion, no contest.”

That’s one of my favourites. Unfortunately didn’t make the list.

By: Tom M

Tom M — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 23:33:22 +0000

We need to start re-arranging the letters on church signs to form the highly intelligent and funny atheist quotes from the page linked in the article.

By: Steve

Steve — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 22:37:06 +0000

“Catholicism is like Alcoholics Anonymous… For guilt.” – A co-worker

By: Jason

Jason — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 18:56:08 +0000

Didn’t Ray Comfort compare himself to Einstein recently? Wouldn’t that be the epitome of arrogance?