Posted by Hemant Mehta in Michael Phelps: The greatest Olympian of all time, holder of several world records, on his way to 8 gold medals in swimming in Beijing.
Fred Phelps: Notorious fundamentalist Christian, ardent anti-gay advocate, on his way to Westboro Baptist Church’s next protest.
Someone had to put them together.
No?
You can do better.
What subtitle should go with this picture?
one hates the golden rule.
One takes the gold to rule.
one is obsessed with god
the other has become a god.
Restoring dignity to the Phelps name one medal at a time
One dives in the water.
One dives in the muck.
Separated at birth?
Obviously.
One floats.
One needs to be flushed.
One has gold around his neck.
The other has rocks in his head.
One’s a swimmer.
One’s all wet.
Both irrelevant.
Just use this comic:
http://www.overcompensating.com/comics/20080812.png
Two freaks – only one of them “of nature”.
Phelpses: Proof that God Exists and Hates America.
Phelpses:
One of them wins.
One goes for god, one for the gold…
which one will actually reach his goal?
loser/winner
One’s a jock, the other a crock.
Both like to wear speedos…?
Just see what you can do if you set your mind to it.
Phelpses:
Just because one is an asshat doesn’t mean they all are.
One devolved the other evolved.