Posted by Hemant Mehta in It was all a trick!
I still don’t know how they get Jesus on the cat fur, though…
(via The Invisible Pink Unicorn)
This Must Be How Jesus Toast Gets Made
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See?
It was all part of God’s pan.
Sweet zombie Jesus, CNN is now officially a pile of garbage (referring to the cat thing, not the pan).
Branding iron. Clearly, you’ve never lived on a farm…
Jesus pancakes? That’s WAY holier than a cracker.
You could go for big time better holy food and make a jesus crepe.
I still prefer the BSG toaster.
Further proof that atheists should just lean back and watch the Christian religion implode. Having reduced their Saviour to a bunch of gimmicks and cheap souvenirs, how can they not eventually lose respect for him, and themselves for believing in cooking pan Jesus.
It should go without saying that a couple fruitcakes peddling Jesus Junk is hardly enough to shatter the faith of most Christians…
And I thought you just put your consecrated communion wafer in the toaster for a few minutes.
Non-believers rejoice! Jesus is finally toast!
mmmmm buttered Jesus . . . .