Comments on: Jesus: He’s Everywhere You Want Him To Be

By: Christophe Thill

Christophe Thill — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 09:19:54 +0000

Pareidolia at its finest!

The little tabby must be named Jesus, then. But the little black cat must be named Lucifer, because a good cliché must never be wasted.

By: Seth C.

Seth C. — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 08:20:52 +0000

What figure do a lot of people claim to have seen personally when they are checked into mental hospitals? Jesus!

By: Gabriel

Gabriel — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 04:03:28 +0000

I wonder why peopel seem to think it is religious so much of the time. I understand the whole pattern recogntion thing but why do people so often assume that it was done by god and isn’t just a a random occurance. I can’t look at a, well at anything really, without patterns jumping out at me. I see faces, boats, vehciles, stars, galaxies, dogs, cats girls, lots of girls but I have never once thought that it was anything but random, even as a young child I assumed it was all random.

By: Xeonicus

Xeonicus — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 21:42:33 +0000

I’ve long since grown desensitized to the collective naivety and craziness of people. I can no longer say I’m surprised.

Btw, I have what looks like Abraham Lincoln in the wood grain of my bathroom door. It looks a bit like an alien monster too though. I’ve spent a lot of time staring at my bathroom door while taking a crap.

By: Flora Korkis

Flora Korkis — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 20:09:55 +0000

So, Jesus resides between cheetos, corn flakes, and grilled cheese…

You learn something new every day!

By: Jake Meador

Jake Meador — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 20:00:45 +0000

I'd just like to take a moment to point out that we Christians don't have a monopoly on this kind of crazy stuff...

By: Joseph R.

Joseph R. — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 19:43:43 +0000

@ anom,
I was about to start my web search for “dog-ass-jesus” when I realized that you had already linked to it. Dog-ass-jesus is my favorite.

By: Gabriel

Gabriel — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 19:30:41 +0000

But I just might start using that as a new curse. Some one startles me “Cat fur jesus, where did you come from you freaking mecrab.” Or something like that.

By: Gabriel

Gabriel — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 19:29:29 +0000

I can’t imagine a news day that slow. I really can’t. Did I miss out on the end of all war? Has darfur magically been restored? I could fill the page with more important stories. Cat fur jesus. I feel a little sick.

By: Bjorn Watland

Bjorn Watland — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 19:13:50 +0000

Or potato chips.