Posted by Hemant Mehta in Last week, I ran this contest:
It was so successful last time, it’s time to try it again:
Create a motivational poster for atheists!
Here is the website that allows you to do it. Send your final products to
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Here are the Top 10 posters (with submitters) — Click on the images for larger versions!
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(Adrian)
9|
(Dana)
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(Jeff)
6|
(John)
5|
(Margy)
4|
(Aditya)
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2|
(Ian)
1|
(Joe)
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No contest like this is complete without the Honorable Mentions. They may not have made the Top Ten, but they were amusing, shocking, or otherwise entertaining…
Honorable Mention|
(John)
Honorable Mention|
(Stuart)
Honorable Mention|
(Anfractuous)
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Congratulations to the winners! The top three will be receiving specially-made Friendly Atheist wristbands (in the color of their choice), sent to me by blog reader Shauna and her sister Danni!
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If you’d like to win your own wristband, here is the new contest (Thanks to reader Matt for the suggestion!):
You’ve heard of Yo Mama jokes? (e.g. Yo mama is so ugly that when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no professionals.”)
Well, finish this statement:
Yo atheism is so militant…
Funny and creative answers will have a shot at winning.
Good luck!
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Hurray for me!
Given the quality of these I’m happy with third place. This time. Next time I’m winning.
Yo atheism is so militant God might just have to pop into existence to stop you.
or
Yo atheism is so militant you make Christopher Hitchens look like Mother Teresa.
I prefer the first one, seeing as Mother Teresa was an atheist all along anyway.
Yo atheism so militant, PZ Myers started complaining about your billboards.
Yo atheism so militant, Chuck Norris stopped existing.
Yo atheism is so militant it doesn’t even believe in itself.
Yo atheism so militant, God doesn’t believe YOU exist.
Yo atheism is so militant that you make Fred Phelps look open-minded.
Yo atheism is so militant that you made a church and a standing army for it.
Yo atheism is so militant that it makes Jihadists glow with envy.
Yo atheism is so militant that even Stalin rolls over in his grave.
Yo atheism is so militant that instead of holding a cracker hostage, you went for the Pope instead.
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Yo atheism is so militant, you were stealing communion wafers back before it was cool.
Yo atheism is so militant, yo mamma refuses to admit you exist.
hoverfrog:
I prefer “Not all those who wander are lost.” That’s Tolkien’s original line, and he’s the man.
Hemant, you need a panel of judges–the honorable mentions are the best.
Yo atheism so militant, you just called the Dalai Lama a bloody theocratic tyrant.
Yo atheism is so militant, you saw the image of Dawkins in a piece of toast, and then ate it.
Yo atheism is so militant, militant atheists look at you and say, “Damn, that’s one militant atheist!”
Yo atheism so militant, bin Laden had to make a second al Qaeda just to take you out.
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Yo atheism so militant, you made PZ Myers cry.
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Yo atheism so militant, you believe no gods exist in the most perfect way conceivable, and since it’s possible that all gods are perfectly non-existent, it must be actual that all gods are perfectly non-existent.
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Yo atheism so militant, when you say you’ll blaspheme a cracker, the cracker denounces god just to avoid your wrath.
John, I’m always ballsing up quotes. Still, that explains why I was pushed into third place by a banana and some lonely grass. Not that I’m bitter.
Yo atheism so militant yo forgotten what LOVE is, hasn’t yo? HASN’T YO!?!
Yo atheism is so militant, even a Catholic priest wouldn’t tap that!
Hey FriendlyAtheist I just want to say I love this blog, I just found out about it.
Agnosticism, because Atheism is just another hardcore belief.
Yo atheism is so militant Joseph Stalin thinks you are too radical.
Yo atheism is so militant it made Richard Dawkins go Christian out of sheer terror.
Yo atheism is so militant, you picket adoption centers.
Yo atheism is so militant, you protest at Westboro Baptist funerals.
Yo atheism is so militant, when you receive money with “In God We Trust,” you shoot the guy who gave it to you.
Yo atheism is so militant, yo Mama won’t buy Ritz crackers for you anymore.
Yo atheism is so militant, yo been excommunicated by the Unitarians.
Yo atheism is so militant, after the “noodle incident”, you’ve been banned from Venganza.org.
Yo atheism is so militant, when you went on vacation to Salt Lake City, the Mormons moved to Arizona.
Yo atheism is so militant, the Pope says yo Mama should have had an abortion. And, yo can use birth control.
Yo atheism is so militant, yo won’t buy fried chicken at PopeYes.
Yo atheism is so militant, yo make yo women wear “Friendly Atheist” wristbands around their necks until their collar bones are pushed down, making their necks, like, 2 feet long.
Yo atheism is so militant, yo want to ban heterosexual marriages.
Yo atheism is so militant, yo won’t use crosswalks.
Yo atheism is so militant, yo don’t leave “under God” out of the pledge of allegiance, you change it to “over god”.
Yo atheism is so militant, yo went after PZ Meyers with a cyber pistol.
Yo atheism is so militant, yo got wishing banned from schools.
Yo atheism is so militant, yo won’t laugh at Veggietales. Not even the Pirates Who Don’t Do Anything.
Yo atheism is so militant, yo stuck the FSM in a ziploc baggie.
Yo atheism is so militant, yo taught yo parrot to say “Polly want a host.”
Yo atheism is so militant you make Brian Sapient look like Hemant Mehta.
Yo atheism is so militant, all the other atheists will be raptured except you.
Yo atheism is so militant, God looks like an agnostic.
Yo atheism is so militant, they added an eleventh commandment, “Thou shalt not listen to that militant atheist guy, yo.”
Yo atheism so militant, you go to church to receive the Host and ask, “Could I get some baby wit dat shit?”
Yo atheism so militant, yo kids molested the local priests.
Yo atheism so militant, you disowned yo kid ’cause he was cross-eyed.
Yo atheism so militant, theologians had to rename “The Problem of Evil” as “The Problem of Yo Militant Atheist Ass”
You atheism so militant, you got yo ass arrested for whackin’ off during The Passion of the Christ.
Yo atheism is so militant you started a response squad to the Rational Response Squad.
Your atheism is so militant, that guy on the street corner asked you for a brochure.
or even better…
Your atheism is so militant, that Fred Phelps asked you for a brochure.
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Yo atheism is so militant, you tried to Rick Roll the pope but got blocked by the pope mobile.
Yo atheism is so militant, you moved to Frankenmuth, MI just to piss off the Lutherans. (reference: http://www.detnews.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080621/METRO/806210306/1409/Metro)
Yo atheism is so militant, you spent three hours trying to come up with ‘Yo atheism is so militant…’ jokes for friendlyatheist.com!
Yo atheism is so militant, you’re working on a time machine so that you can personally thank Charles Darwin.
Love this blog.
Yo atheism is so militant they caught yo in the grocery store with a sharpie marker turning the “Goddess Dressing” into “Godless Dressing”
Yo atheism is so militant that you sent Josh Hamilton some smack with a note saying, “Remember the good days.”
Too soon?
It’s a lousy joke to be an atheist.
Yo atheism is so militant, the Invisible Pink unicorn started believing in you.
Yo atheism is so militant crackers desecrate themselves on hearing of you.
Yo atheism is so militant the virgins blew themselves up.
Yo atheism is so militant you wrote The Non militant-Atheism Delusion.
Yo atheism is so militant, you really are the athiest.
Yo atheism is so militant, the last person you debated is still having nightmares.
Wow, you’re really cynical about something that you say you don’t think exists. What is that? Denial? Or are you just intolerant of anyone who doesn’t believe what you do?
It floors me every time a Christian accuses a nonbeliever of denial. You people really have no sense of irony, have you?
Cheryl, you should try again. This contest entry really doesn’t fit the format. With a little work, it could be pretty good.
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Yo atheism is so militant, it elicits panicked blather like
@ Cheryl: Wow, you’re really defensive on behalf of your purportedly all-powerful god. Why is that? Do you think he really needs your protection, or are you trying to compensate for an unshakable suspicion that he’s merely a fable?
Yo atheism is so militant ya kidnapped god.
(in reference to the cracker debacle)
Yo athiesm is so militant yo is helping the Christians find god so you can whoop his sorry ass.
Yo atheism is so miltant people think yo’ra Christian.
Yo atheism is so militant, the fundies are taking notes.
Yo atheism is so militant, the baptists thought you were one of them.
Yo atheism is so militant you’re on the pope’s hit list.
Yo atheisms so militant priests use our picture for target practice
Yo atheisms so militant you take your own boombox and laugh-track to mass.
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[my .02]
This is a great place. I wouldn’t by any means call myself an atheist, but if other Christians were more like you folks, there wouldn’t BE any problems between the two groups. I keep having to tell them that freedom OF religion is freedom FROM religion. And humorless fucks…er, folks that they are, THEY DON’T GET IT! Like haranguing and insulting people are going to REALLY make ‘em want to convert. No pun intended, but God forbid they should actually ACT like Christians.
I love you guys, and not in the usual smarmy Christian way. By my way of thinking, this is a nice place to be.
[/my .02]