Comments on: Talking Jesus Doll

By: Robin Capper

Robin Capper — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 08:09:04 +0000

We presented the Talking Jesus last Friday, see;

http://rcd.typepad.com/personal/2008/07/the-ideal-present-for-an-atheist.html

By: Robin Capper

Robin Capper — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 04:26:37 +0000

Thanks for this, was looking for a memorable, funny, farewell gift for my atheist boss

Hope to get a record of the presentation, will post here if I do;

http://rcd.typepad.com/personal/religion/index.html

By: Rawley

Rawley — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 08:16:44 +0000

Gotta love them thar proverbs!

By: Awesomesauce

Awesomesauce — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 05:53:45 +0000

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Rawley said,

June 17, 2008 at 7:25 pm

I see an opportunity for talking Jesus circuit bending!! Woo hoo!!
There’s so many cooler bible verses he could be saying…

“Let your women keep silence in the churches, for it is not permitted unto them to speakl but they are commanded to be under obedience!”

and

“For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach to offer the bread of his God”

etc etc

… or my personal favorite, “It is better to live on the corner of a roof than to dwell with a quarrelsome wife.”

By: Anna Lemma

Anna Lemma — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 05:44:25 +0000

Is the Jesus doll anatomically correct?

By: Luther Weeks

Luther Weeks — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 01:14:23 +0000

Does it talk? Thou shalt not create graven images?

By: Rawley

Rawley — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 00:25:21 +0000

I see an opportunity for talking Jesus circuit bending!! Woo hoo!!
There’s so many cooler bible verses he could be saying…

“Let your women keep silence in the churches, for it is not permitted unto them to speakl but they are commanded to be under obedience!”

and

“For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach to offer the bread of his God”

etc etc

By: Jeff

Jeff — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 22:01:25 +0000

As some already commented, kids universally leave their dolls without clothes most of the time. Just imaging Jesus dolls and Barbie dolls naked together and on top of each other. Makes you think… maybe Jesus did get some action in his life and left offspring…. (if he even existed)….

I also wonder what would happen if you formed a panel of 1st century Christians to watch that video advertising the Jesus doll. They would probably throw up in disgust at what 21st century Christianity has become.

By: TXatheist

TXatheist — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 21:24:38 +0000

After reading a few comments I’m thinking of putting jc in a pink skirt just to be a smarta@@ (Don’t get mad…I’m just messin with your graven image)

By: BoxerShorts

BoxerShorts — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 21:21:21 +0000

The more I think about this, the more I like the idea of a team of modern super-hero Jesuses. Here’s what I’ve got so far:

An evil mad scientist breaks into the Vatican vaults and steals a Relic of the True Cross. He scrapes off a blood sample and uses it to create several Jesus clones, each of which has only one power of the original Jesus. One can heal the sick, one can raise the dead, one can banish demons, one can turn water into wine, and so on.

I think I just might run with this.