Comments on: New Friendly Atheist Contest

By: Ellen Eames

Ellen Eames — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 23:20:20 +0000

An atheist’s worst nightmare would be attending a large family gathering where every single person there was a fundamentalist christian, and none of them drank a single drop of alcohol. And it was the atheist’s wedding. Which means that the atheist was marrying a fundie.

Yes, that would be much worse than global warming or sitting through an hour of church every week.

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Wed, 18 Jun 2008 21:00:39 +0000

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By: Ubi Dubium

Ubi Dubium — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 03:51:06 +0000

Nightmare:

Atheist Wristbands cause cancer! (Oh, no, I’d better take mine off!)

And since only Atheists would be wearing them, it’s PROOF that GOD must have designed the universe this way.

By: ubi dubius

ubi dubius — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 17:41:52 +0000

Global warming and nuclear winter both strike and cancel each other out exactly. Life goes on as normal, proving a loving God is protecting us from our own foolishness, and, worst of all, provoking my dittohead brother to say, “I told you so!”

By: hoverFrog

hoverFrog — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 16:42:03 +0000

Pandas. Don’t scoff. These pathetic bundles of fur should have become extinct centuries ago. Examine the evidence. Pandas eat only one small part of on plant. Pandas are slow, stupid and unable to defend themselves from predators. Pandas are all as gay as a handbag full of rainbows and even then they just aren’t interested in sex. Humans have great trouble in getting pandas to breed in captivity. The only reason that they still exist must be divine intervention.

Pandas are an atheist’s worst nightmare.

By: Ubi Dubium

Ubi Dubium — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 16:37:50 +0000

Derek -

“Beer” ??

Derek – Heaven has a beer volcano! Franklin didn’t say which god he was talking about. He must have been touched by the Noodly Appendage!

RAmen

By: Ubi Dubius

Ubi Dubius — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 16:34:03 +0000

Worst nightmare:

That Global Warming and Nuclear Winter BOTH happen, and exactly cancel each other out. And then my ditto-head brother says “I told you so!”

By: Toby

Toby — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 16:28:37 +0000

The Crocoduck. Because if one of those exists, surely God would have them attack atheists.

By: Dan

Dan — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 16:15:40 +0000

The atheist's worst nightmare? December 31st, 2008 - President Bush holds a press conference on the White House lawn to announce that he's received a message from God, lauding him for his ~~holy war~~ ~~crusade~~ ~~freedom dealing~~ continual liberation of the ~~muslim~~ Iraqi people. As his reward, God has dubbed Dubya Permanent and Forever Leader of the Christian World and granted him the powers and abilities to make sure that the planet Earth is ready for Rapture. To this end, Bush announces that he will not be leaving the White House and that McCain or Obama are happy to serve under him in this new regime. the newly dubbed U.S Army, aka ~~Stryper~~ Warriors for Christ, have fortified the White House grounds and Washington, DC proper to ensure the safety of the newest Messiah and Prophet, Brother George W. Bush. Oh, and effective immediately, he announces, all people unwilling to convert to Christianity are to be shipped off to Iraq to witness. - Dan

By: Robin

Robin — Sun, 15 Jun 2008 23:22:35 +0000

A tree that grows Cheetos.