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It’s Not Pink or Invisible…

icon1 Posted by Hemant Mehta in General on June 11th, 2008 | 13 Comments

But a unicorn has been spotted in Italy.

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Oh boy.

If a unicorn exists, God might be next…

What do we do?!

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13 Responses

  1. avatar Josha Says:
    June 11th, 2008 at 6:23 pm

    “Single Horned ‘Unicorn’ Deer Found in Italy”

    Isn’t that redundant?

  2. avatar Agersomnia Says:
    June 11th, 2008 at 6:40 pm

    Fake unicorn deer and single horned mutant deer would also do.

  3. avatar Derek Says:
    June 11th, 2008 at 8:15 pm

    At least he wasn’t eating a banana…

  4. avatar Jen Says:
    June 11th, 2008 at 9:03 pm

    I want to cover it in glitter and ride it everywhere! All my dreams are coming true!

  5. avatar Mythprogrammer Says:
    June 11th, 2008 at 9:06 pm

    Before god can appear, doesn’t Bigfoot have to make an appearance? ;)

  6. avatar efrique Says:
    June 12th, 2008 at 12:24 am

    Where’s the fart-rainbows?

  7. avatar Heather Says:
    June 12th, 2008 at 12:47 am

    Hemant asks, “What do we do?!”

    I say, “Break out the bananas.”

  8. avatar miller Says:
    June 12th, 2008 at 12:59 am

    So does this disprove the Invisible Pink Unicorn the same way the Babel fish disproves God?

  9. avatar Paul Says:
    June 12th, 2008 at 8:39 am

    I thought a unicorn was a horse with a horn, not an already-horned creature with a defect. Also, unicorns are white or light purple, magical, glowing, and are marketed to little girls.

  10. avatar Allyson Says:
    June 12th, 2008 at 9:10 am

    Well if the “unicorn” can now be explained by an animal with a genetic abnormality . . . that means god is some sort of defect in nature. We just need to figure out what that defect is. :)

  11. avatar stogoe Says:
    June 12th, 2008 at 10:06 am

    I thought a unicorn was a horse with a horn, not an already-horned creature with a defect. Also, unicorns are white or light purple, magical, glowing, and are marketed to little girls.

    Yeah, they used to show Mountain Goats with one horn at the circus. This isn’t a unicorn – a unicorn is a white sparkly horse with a spiral magic narwhal horn.

    Or an Elasmotherium.

  12. avatar Derek Says:
    June 12th, 2008 at 1:17 pm

    I thought a unicorn was a horse with a horn, not an already-horned creature with a defect. Also, unicorns are white or light purple, magical, glowing, and are marketed to little girls.

    You’re missing the point. If you define a unicorn as “a deer with a horn”, then obviously unicorns do exist. Therefore, since unicorns are pink and magical, magical pink unicorns exist. QED.

    We just need to figure out what that defect is.

    My guess? Quantum fluctations in the background radiation. It’s the one place we haven’t looked yet!

  13. avatar Polly Says:
    June 13th, 2008 at 10:39 am

    I see a potentially beneficial mutation. I hope bible-literalists take note. This is how EVOLUTION works.

    Gooooo Darwin!!!

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