Posted by Hemant Mehta in I found these instructions very helpful.
Because one day, I’m going to be a father.
And some of this stuff is simply not common sense.
I have *so* much to learn.
There are several other images and instructions here.
(Thanks to Frank for the link!)
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But what’s the correct way to eat one?
Sadly, if you read a site like fark long enough, you’ll come across enough stories that demonstrates every one of these no-nos.
Pah! You don’t lift a baby by the head, you always use a leg. You get a much better swing that way.
Thank you for making iced coffee come out of my nose. “Drying Baby” is now a meme at my office.
I have that book, it’s friggin’ hilarious.
The very first item on the linked page is “Waking baby.” Who does that?
That is so disgusting! Why can’t I stop laughing?
Mahalo for the link
I am getting more hits per hour than I normally get per day.
Epic lollers!
The “do’s” and “don’ts” are switched. As a new father, I quickly learned that if you do something badly enough, you won’t be asked to do it again.
ubi, that’s hilarious! And a good trick. It’s worked for me on several things.
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Being a dad is the best thing ever. I was always wishing baby came with a manual though, an instruction booklet. Now I’m on with my second child, so this is a little late for me, but ever so funny…