Comments on: Just As I Imagined…

By: Mriana

Mriana — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 03:06:38 +0000

I don’t get who and how anyone would believe this. Then again, I’m not sure how anyone can have such a concept to begin with. Guess these people have overactive imaginations. And here I thought, as someone who likes to write that I had an active imagination, but this stuff is beyond me. Wonder if this person can do SciFi while they are at it?

By: Jeff

Jeff — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 12:00:45 +0000

Richard Wade said,
Shouldn’t there be a large grove of banana trees?

Yes, and there should also be a ~~natural~~ divine history museum displaying banana fossils ~~showing evidence of~~ proving that bananas have never changed over time since the Creation… that the ripe banana has always been yellow, just so long, slightly curved, and fitting so well in the hand just like Ray Comfort says his does

By: Richard Wade

Richard Wade — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 08:57:10 +0000

Shouldn’t there be a large grove of banana trees?

By: jdcollins

jdcollins — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 19:32:09 +0000

@ Chris

There’s no line for the marital coitus castle because that’s what everyone in heaven has been doing their whole life. They want a break!

If I were the designer, I’d put an Adultery Castle which, upon leaving, finishes with a raft ride filled with holy water to wash you clean of your transgressions al a “Congo River Rapids” at Busch Gardens. A Holy-Water Fall!

Of course, everyone leaving the ride would just run around to go again and the dinosaur petting zoo would have no guests…

By: Kristopher

Kristopher — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 19:05:17 +0000

Well, of course Americaland is front and center, and God is off to the side.

We are better than God … just ask us!

By: Viggo the Carpathian

Viggo the Carpathian — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 15:37:29 +0000

My Dad thought Heaven would be a pre-Civil War plantation where the ‘lesser’ Christians had to work the fields for the superior ones. He was of course a superior one…

By: gandolf989

gandolf989 — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 13:43:58 +0000

Notice that fantasy land is next to the arena of answers!!!
Now I have to decide how much trouble I will be in if I hang this
on my door at work!

And since when does heaven have a snack shop, but no buffet???

By: HappyNat

HappyNat — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 13:34:42 +0000

“Bring a box of tissues to memory land and relive your finest moments”. Does heaven have other kinds of porn as well?

Ha! Knock that off I’m trying to drink my coffee.

By: Aerik

Aerik — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 05:51:29 +0000

@Chris: it's the same thing.

By: Richard Wade

Richard Wade — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 04:23:08 +0000

Looks a lot like Disneyland. Spending more than a few hours in Disneyland would be like hell. My Dad got stuck in the Small World ride for over an hour with that extremely annoying song repeating and those angel-faced dolls dancing. He was speechless when they got him out and he was never the same.