Comments on: When Nuns Attack http://friendlyatheist.com/2008/05/16/when-nuns-attack/ Atheism with Positivity Sun, 08 Nov 2009 10:24:22 -0600 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.5 hourly 1 By: hoverFrog http://friendlyatheist.com/2008/05/16/when-nuns-attack/comment-page-1/#comment-167302 hoverFrog Tue, 20 May 2008 17:10:39 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/2008/05/16/when-nuns-attack/#comment-167302 The proper sport of atheists is feeding Christians to lions. Adult Christians of course, we get to eat the babies at half time. The proper sport of atheists is feeding Christians to lions. Adult Christians of course, we get to eat the babies at half time.

]]> By: mikespeir http://friendlyatheist.com/2008/05/16/when-nuns-attack/comment-page-1/#comment-165589 mikespeir Fri, 16 May 2008 21:45:58 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/2008/05/16/when-nuns-attack/#comment-165589 How old is Sister Delores Kirby really? How old is Sister Delores Kirby really?

]]> By: Claire http://friendlyatheist.com/2008/05/16/when-nuns-attack/comment-page-1/#comment-165576 Claire Fri, 16 May 2008 20:56:25 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/2008/05/16/when-nuns-attack/#comment-165576 Me, I want video of the nuns doing footwork drills. Me, I want video of the nuns doing footwork drills.

]]> By: Chris http://friendlyatheist.com/2008/05/16/when-nuns-attack/comment-page-1/#comment-165488 Chris Fri, 16 May 2008 17:36:56 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/2008/05/16/when-nuns-attack/#comment-165488 Oh, I'm not so sure about the sumo costume. I don't think I've ever seen a female sumo, and don't think I really want to. Especially when those nun fencing outfits are so attractive! Did anyone else see the guy in the back with the fencing mask in the wheelchair? Next to the one with the walker.... Oh, I’m not so sure about the sumo costume. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a female sumo, and don’t think I really want to. Especially when those nun fencing outfits are so attractive!

Did anyone else see the guy in the back with the fencing mask in the wheelchair? Next to the one with the walker….

]]> By: Aph http://friendlyatheist.com/2008/05/16/when-nuns-attack/comment-page-1/#comment-165482 Aph Fri, 16 May 2008 17:23:48 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/2008/05/16/when-nuns-attack/#comment-165482 Me: I'm scared sarge, I can't take no sword fighting nun. Sarge: I know son, we're all scared. Me: I hope this is a dream. Sarge: 'fraid not, it's scary naked reality. Me: *sob* Me: I’m scared sarge, I can’t take no sword fighting nun.
Sarge: I know son, we’re all scared.
Me: I hope this is a dream.
Sarge: ‘fraid not, it’s scary naked reality.
Me: *sob*

]]> By: Jen http://friendlyatheist.com/2008/05/16/when-nuns-attack/comment-page-1/#comment-165440 Jen Fri, 16 May 2008 14:23:05 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/2008/05/16/when-nuns-attack/#comment-165440 Picture it: Rome, 2006. I am studying abroad at a school that shares a driveway with a nun house. A friend and I are walking back from somewhere when it starts to rain. As we walk in the rain, the conversation turns to buttsex. Why? I don't remember. Then, suddenly, nuns! Nuns come to share umbrellas with us. Buttsex talk drops off. A prayer: maybe they don't speak English? This is what I think of when I think of nuns. The Zorro nuns are pretty cool too, though. Picture it: Rome, 2006. I am studying abroad at a school that shares a driveway with a nun house. A friend and I are walking back from somewhere when it starts to rain. As we walk in the rain, the conversation turns to buttsex. Why? I don’t remember. Then, suddenly, nuns! Nuns come to share umbrellas with us. Buttsex talk drops off. A prayer: maybe they don’t speak English?

This is what I think of when I think of nuns. The Zorro nuns are pretty cool too, though.

]]> By: cipher http://friendlyatheist.com/2008/05/16/when-nuns-attack/comment-page-1/#comment-165426 cipher Fri, 16 May 2008 13:49:46 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/2008/05/16/when-nuns-attack/#comment-165426 Where are their rulers? Actually, Sumo has some association with Shinto ritual. And I believe they purify the ring with salt. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sumo Where are their rulers?

Actually, Sumo has some association with Shinto ritual. And I believe they purify the ring with salt.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sumo

]]> By: Dylan Armitage http://friendlyatheist.com/2008/05/16/when-nuns-attack/comment-page-1/#comment-165419 Dylan Armitage Fri, 16 May 2008 13:32:11 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/2008/05/16/when-nuns-attack/#comment-165419 <blockquote>(SIWOTI alert) Dear newspaper caption writer: It’s “en garde”.</blockquote> At least they didn't put "on guard." :P Sumo wrestling? I don't know, somehow it doesn't seem to fit. But then again, I can't think of anything else that'd be much of an atheist sport. What does everyone else think would be a good sport? And no, baby-eating is only meant for contests, not sports. :P And this whole thing reminds me of Battle Pope. :D (Google it.)

(SIWOTI alert) Dear newspaper caption writer: It’s “en garde”.

At least they didn’t put “on guard.” :P

Sumo wrestling? I don’t know, somehow it doesn’t seem to fit. But then again, I can’t think of anything else that’d be much of an atheist sport.

What does everyone else think would be a good sport? And no, baby-eating is only meant for contests, not sports. :P

And this whole thing reminds me of Battle Pope. :D (Google it.)

]]> By: mike http://friendlyatheist.com/2008/05/16/when-nuns-attack/comment-page-1/#comment-165417 mike Fri, 16 May 2008 13:26:23 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/2008/05/16/when-nuns-attack/#comment-165417 (SIWOTI alert) Dear newspaper caption writer: It's "en garde". (SIWOTI alert) Dear newspaper caption writer: It’s “en garde”.

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