05.15.08
The Beer Prayer
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mark said,
May 15, 2008 at 8:28 pm
There is a story in the Bible where Jesus was at a wedding party that was lasting several days and finally they ran out of wine. Jesus then created more wine from water and served it up to the party goers who were already drunk. sounds to me like Jesus really knows how to party.
We could learn a thing or two from him.
Cameron Pittman said,
May 15, 2008 at 9:02 pm
ridiculously awesome
yinyang said,
May 15, 2008 at 9:19 pm
Eh. I’m not a fan of this one any more than the original, but at least it’s funny.
the chaplain said,
May 15, 2008 at 10:02 pm
LOL! I’m not a beer-drinker, but this “prayer” is still a lot of fun.
Darryl said,
May 15, 2008 at 10:17 pm
Not the most clever thing I’ve read, but if you’re going to be sacrilegious, I guess beer is a good reason for it.
arkonbey said,
May 16, 2008 at 6:56 am
Sacrelicious!
Viggo the Carpathian said,
May 16, 2008 at 6:59 am
If you are sober enough to recite it, keep drinking.
Jason said,
May 16, 2008 at 12:18 pm
I heard Jesus wasn’t crucified, but just got really, really drunk, and somebody tied him to a cross as a prank. He woke up hanging from a cross. Hence the term: Hangover.
Matt Stone said,
May 17, 2008 at 6:14 am
Sacreligious but I laughed anyway.
Here is a genuine prayer attributed to St. Brigid:
I would like to have the men of Heaven in my own house:
With vats of good cheer laid out for them.
I would like to have the three Marys, their fame is so great.
I would like people from every corner of Heaven.
I would like them to be cheerful in their drinking,
I would like to have Jesus too here amongst them.
I would like a great lake of beer for the King of Kings,
I would like to be watching Heaven’s family, drinking it through all eternity.
Kori said,
May 19, 2008 at 3:02 pm
Sounds like something straight out of Lushotology (a parody religion)’s teachings.
The Lushotological equivalent to “John 3:16″?
“More Booze; Less Guilt.”