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By: Friendly Atheist » My Package

Friendly Atheist » My Package — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 23:00:28 +0000

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By: Asylum Seeker

Asylum Seeker — Tue, 13 May 2008 04:05:20 +0000

Oh, Christians and their ubiquitous of their torture device of choice. It would be adorable that they are completely unaware of how disturbing their morbid fascination is, if they didn’t try to force into every nook and cranny of our society, and call it “morally superior” all the while.

By: Cade

Cade — Mon, 12 May 2008 22:23:22 +0000

Why do I have a sudden urge to play Tetris?

That’s true blasphemy! That piece would take at least 6 squares to make, not 4! You’re not a true Tetris player.

By: Lenny

Lenny — Mon, 12 May 2008 14:00:25 +0000

I think I’ll hold out for the six-sided Star of David model .. but (drum roll) only if I don’t have to pay retail.

By: Cathy

Cathy — Mon, 12 May 2008 12:44:50 +0000

The whole upside down cross as a satanist/anti christian sign is pretty new. It used to symbolize a saint (I think it was Peter) who, according to the story, had his cross, as in the one he was being killed on, put upside down because he didn’t think he was good enough to die like Jesus. I know an old nun who wears an upside down cross.

Though it is funny that the cross MP3 apparantly works like crap and has very little memory (I bought my younger sister an MP3 player for the same price with three times that memory).

By: Vincent

Vincent — Mon, 12 May 2008 10:59:39 +0000

WWJHHI

(what would jesus have on his ipod)

By: Anfractuosity

Anfractuosity — Mon, 12 May 2008 10:18:58 +0000

OMG! It’s so holy! It’s a cross player!!
I wonder if Jesus had one?
It surely would guide me in Christian rap prayer –
My librul jazz soul would be won.

If the shape of my laptop could be cruciform,
I’d be a devoted believer.
My iphone could miracles better perform,
If it had a cross-shaped receiver.

No wonder God gives us these configurations,
Infused with His sacred intent.
The cross will smite musical abominations,
And cause lesser shapes to repent!

By: E

Mon, 12 May 2008 08:55:35 +0000

It’s nice to see that after 2000 years, industries can still find new and inventive ways to capitalize on the ignorance of the Jesus-ites.

By: Sean the Blogonaut

Sean the Blogonaut — Mon, 12 May 2008 05:23:58 +0000

Christians overcompensating again. Wonder if they’ll have a touch version – ooh that’s icky!

By: Darryl

Darryl — Mon, 12 May 2008 04:51:06 +0000

Christians can be so dorky.