Comments on: Things You Cannot Say in Church http://friendlyatheist.com/2008/05/05/things-you-cannot-say-in-church/ Atheism with Positivity Sun, 08 Nov 2009 07:39:31 -0600 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.5 hourly 1 By: AnonyMouse http://friendlyatheist.com/2008/05/05/things-you-cannot-say-in-church/comment-page-2/#comment-296130 AnonyMouse Fri, 10 Apr 2009 22:09:49 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/2008/05/05/things-you-cannot-say-in-church/#comment-296130 "Why did God lie to Adam about the fruit?" "Why isn't Jesus mentioned in Genesis?" "My three-year-old son ate a piece of cake that I told him not to touch, and I kicked him out of the house. Should I teach him how to raise his own food, or see if he figures it out for himself?" “Why did God lie to Adam about the fruit?”

“Why isn’t Jesus mentioned in Genesis?”

“My three-year-old son ate a piece of cake that I told him not to touch, and I kicked him out of the house. Should I teach him how to raise his own food, or see if he figures it out for himself?”

]]> By: Joseph http://friendlyatheist.com/2008/05/05/things-you-cannot-say-in-church/comment-page-1/#comment-187092 Joseph Tue, 17 Jun 2008 20:25:20 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/2008/05/05/things-you-cannot-say-in-church/#comment-187092 Autumnal Harvest, I so appreciate the objectivity you display in responding to this post. If the truth be told, I imagine that Anne's post was meant to start a dialog about the apparent hypocrisy that is often displayed in churches because of the disparity between what we say and the way we feel. However, like you so rightly stated, these things are not exclusive to Christians and we are simply trying to figure out the best way to live out our faith in a way that makes it more appealing to those who might be looking for answers in the Church. People like you make it so easy to bridge the 'gap' that sadly exists between Christians and others who believe differently than we do. Thank you. Autumnal Harvest, I so appreciate the objectivity you display in responding to this post. If the truth be told, I imagine that Anne’s post was meant to start a dialog about the apparent hypocrisy that is often displayed in churches because of the disparity between what we say and the way we feel. However, like you so rightly stated, these things are not exclusive to Christians and we are simply trying to figure out the best way to live out our faith in a way that makes it more appealing to those who might be looking for answers in the Church. People like you make it so easy to bridge the ‘gap’ that sadly exists between Christians and others who believe differently than we do. Thank you.

]]> By: Victoria http://friendlyatheist.com/2008/05/05/things-you-cannot-say-in-church/comment-page-1/#comment-164076 Victoria Tue, 13 May 2008 12:15:54 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/2008/05/05/things-you-cannot-say-in-church/#comment-164076 "WAAAH!! Now everyone report to the dance floor alright stop- PAjama TIME! just lose it..." and eevryone starts f*cking off in the middle of church...i had a dream about that once...which was really creepy because the last church i went to 13 years ago was all old ladys and 2 really ancient guys (I think one of them is actually dead now), this 23 yr old guy, and me. so you can just IMAGINE what that dream was likee..........SO CREEPY O,..,O “WAAAH!! Now everyone report to the dance floor alright stop- PAjama TIME! just lose it…” and eevryone starts f*cking off in the middle of church…i had a dream about that once…which was really creepy because the last church i went to 13 years ago was all old ladys and 2 really ancient guys (I think one of them is actually dead now), this 23 yr old guy, and me. so you can just IMAGINE what that dream was likee……….SO CREEPY O,..,O

]]> By: Joni http://friendlyatheist.com/2008/05/05/things-you-cannot-say-in-church/comment-page-1/#comment-162310 Joni Thu, 08 May 2008 14:46:56 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/2008/05/05/things-you-cannot-say-in-church/#comment-162310 "Everyone. Listen up! Don’t use the holy water! The font boiled when I walked in and I don’t want anyone scalded." hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!! “Everyone. Listen up! Don’t use the holy water! The font boiled when I walked in and I don’t want anyone scalded.”

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!

]]> By: Creepy http://friendlyatheist.com/2008/05/05/things-you-cannot-say-in-church/comment-page-1/#comment-162121 Creepy Thu, 08 May 2008 02:44:06 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/2008/05/05/things-you-cannot-say-in-church/#comment-162121 "Catholic school girls rule!" “Catholic school girls rule!”

]]> By: D Rho http://friendlyatheist.com/2008/05/05/things-you-cannot-say-in-church/comment-page-1/#comment-161966 D Rho Wed, 07 May 2008 19:04:18 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/2008/05/05/things-you-cannot-say-in-church/#comment-161966 This is the funniest blog I've read in a long time! These comments are great! Confession: I'm a Christian, but I love this blog. Linking you right now. This is the funniest blog I’ve read in a long time! These comments are great!

Confession: I’m a Christian, but I love this blog. Linking you right now.

]]> By: anne jackson http://friendlyatheist.com/2008/05/05/things-you-cannot-say-in-church/comment-page-1/#comment-161873 anne jackson Wed, 07 May 2008 14:58:54 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/2008/05/05/things-you-cannot-say-in-church/#comment-161873 Greta-thank you!!! I just posted it. Greta-thank you!!! I just posted it.

]]> By: Scotty B http://friendlyatheist.com/2008/05/05/things-you-cannot-say-in-church/comment-page-1/#comment-161857 Scotty B Wed, 07 May 2008 14:30:29 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/2008/05/05/things-you-cannot-say-in-church/#comment-161857 I think it would be funny to find the face of Darwin in a communion wafer. I think it would be funny to find the face of Darwin in a communion wafer.

]]> By: Tony Konrath http://friendlyatheist.com/2008/05/05/things-you-cannot-say-in-church/comment-page-1/#comment-161839 Tony Konrath Wed, 07 May 2008 13:48:46 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/2008/05/05/things-you-cannot-say-in-church/#comment-161839 Everyone. Listen up! Don't use the holy water! The font boiled when I walked in and I don't want anyone scalded. Everyone. Listen up! Don’t use the holy water! The font boiled when I walked in and I don’t want anyone scalded.

]]> By: Jason http://friendlyatheist.com/2008/05/05/things-you-cannot-say-in-church/comment-page-1/#comment-161816 Jason Wed, 07 May 2008 12:51:49 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/2008/05/05/things-you-cannot-say-in-church/#comment-161816 Autumnal Harvest: The third comment is so riddled with "ridiculous" that I found myself needing to respond to it, but am speechless. This individual (I'm supposing the poster of that comment was a woman) is so stuck in her deluded box of joy that she is convinced that people only grow penises and vaginas when Satan influences them. Autumnal Harvest: The third comment is so riddled with “ridiculous” that I found myself needing to respond to it, but am speechless. This individual (I’m supposing the poster of that comment was a woman) is so stuck in her deluded box of joy that she is convinced that people only grow penises and vaginas when Satan influences them.

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