Comments on: The Last Chapter

By: Cade

Cade — Mon, 05 May 2008 18:27:02 +0000

What does the end of the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster say?

By: Derek

Derek — Mon, 05 May 2008 18:09:35 +0000

I can see why he thinks they win, the world gets blown up just like the fundies want.

Poor Arthur, Ford, and Trillian.

Erm, that’s at the beginning of the book. And Ford’s not from around here.

By: Vincent

Vincent — Mon, 05 May 2008 17:46:48 +0000

Probably the last chapter in a mystery novel.
He’s the kind to read the last chapter then tell everyone he predicted how it would come out (and spoil the ending for the rest of us)

By: Grimalkin

Grimalkin — Mon, 05 May 2008 14:08:02 +0000

You know, I saw this EXACT same thing when I was babysitting once. It was an older girl (about four) and her younger brother (about two). The brother kept bugging his sister, as little brothers do. She was trying to build a house for her barbies using blocks and he would come swooping in and knock it all down, pretending to be a big monster. This happened a few times when she finally yelled at him to stop and pushed him over.

Like most younger brothers, he started wailing away, kicking out his arms and legs, and screaming that she should wait until “mommy and daddy get back” cause then she’ll “get it!”

I swear, the more I babysit, the more I see how clear the parallels are between fundie Christians and very small children. Which, I suppose, makes perfect sense because god created them in his image…

By: stogoe

stogoe — Mon, 05 May 2008 13:36:58 +0000

I think he means the part where Nick Fury shows up in Tony Stark’s living room and tells him about the Avenger Initiative.

Wait, wait, movie, not book. Sorry.

By: Zachary B.

Zachary B. — Mon, 05 May 2008 04:56:15 +0000

I think he’s talking about when Chief Bromden breaks out and is free again. You know how it was kinda like McMurphy was transfered into Chief’s body and leaves with him. Then all the patients realize that they’re not really crazy and leave.

So I guess that’s who he’s talking about winning?

By: Andrew C.

Andrew C. — Sun, 04 May 2008 15:48:12 +0000

I can see why he thinks they win, the world gets blown up just like the fundies want.

Poor Arthur, Ford, and Trillian.

By: Matthew T.

Matthew T. — Sun, 04 May 2008 12:38:08 +0000

Comfort is such a moron (gag).

By: Greta Christina

Greta Christina — Sun, 04 May 2008 06:05:58 +0000

Damn. I hate when people give away endings like that. You’re supposed to say “Spoiler Alert!”

By: Richard Wade

Richard Wade — Sun, 04 May 2008 05:28:02 +0000

Imagine that one day the Bishop of Boneheads issues another edict of imbecility, but this time NO ONE ANYWHERE RESPONDS. Nobody calls him stupid, no one argues with him, no one goes to his idiotic blog or wastes bandwidth on their own blog anywhere in the world. No one gives him the only thing he wants and needs in the whole wide world, attention. Negative or positive makes no difference. Within hours he begins to feel weak, nauseous, and disoriented. He quickly puts out an even more inane statement, this time heavily laced with insufferable superiority. Still no response from any of the 6,500,000,000 people who just have more important things to do. Now he begins to deteriorate physically, developing wrinkles on his skin as he steadily implodes from the inside. He feebly types out one last desperate utterance filled with nothing but vitriol and venom for all his beloved enemies who are no longer feeding him his lifeblood, and when absolutely zero responses come back he shrivels up into a little wad of mummified skin, crumbles into a pile of dust and blows away.

As long as we all (myself included) enjoy feeding him, he will thrive.