04.30.08
Friendly Atheist Contest #25: Misspelled Faith Posters
Last week, I ran this contest:
Create a poster/saying about atheism or faith that becomes humorous with a *slight* change in spelling.
Here are the Top 10 responses (with submitters)!
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(Kira C.)
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(Ashes)
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(miller)
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(Ubi Dubium)
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(Richard Wade)
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(Ubi Dubium)
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Congratulations to the winners! The top three will be receiving specially-made Friendly Atheist wristbands (in the color of their choice), sent to me by blog reader Shauna and her sister Danni!
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If you’d like to win your own wristband, here is the new contest (courtesy of Citizen Steve):
What will be the title of Ben Stein’s next film?
Funny and creative answers will have a shot at winning.
Good luck!
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MorseCode said,
April 30, 2008 at 3:18 pm
Win Ben Stein’s Credibility: There’s Very Little Left and It’s Going Fast!
the Shaggy said,
April 30, 2008 at 3:21 pm
The backtracking will begin when he tries to paint Expelled as a mockumentary:
“Poe’s Law: Making Expelled Was A Gas.”
Being a doofus with no rational thinking left, he’ll figure the subtitle is self-effacing mockery and will win him tickets.
Polly said,
April 30, 2008 at 3:25 pm
“The Vast Left-Wing Heliocentric Conspiracy”
Epistaxis said,
April 30, 2008 at 4:00 pm
Scientific Rigor’s Day Off. He won’t care about the copyright infringement.
Joe Mello said,
April 30, 2008 at 4:07 pm
Repelled: No Intelligence Required
David D.G. said,
April 30, 2008 at 4:18 pm
Oh, man, I liked “God Hates Figs” best of all those posters! Oh, well, different tastes, I guess. :^p
My suggestion for Ben Stein’s next movie title, mashing up a couple of other movie titles together: “300 Lies and Videotape.”
~David D.G.
Tom in Iowa said,
April 30, 2008 at 5:01 pm
Ben Stein’s next film?
“Career…Career…My Career…anyone seen My Career?”
Wes said,
April 30, 2008 at 5:01 pm
The “Croationism” poster cracks me up.
His next movie will be called Explode! No Intelligence Gathering Allowed, and it will blame Darwin for causing terrorism by standing in the way of illegal wiretapping. The slogan will be “Allahu Akdarwin!”, and the movie will argue that Evolution was a necessary but not sufficient cause for Osama bin Laden, global terrorism and the demon of anal fissures.
hoverFrog said,
April 30, 2008 at 5:04 pm
Frank ‘N Stein: Prometheus Rebound.
But seriously, do you think he’ll ever make another movie? I mean, except as the voice of a cartoon fairy.
Matt said,
April 30, 2008 at 5:19 pm
Expunged: Clearing the Record … Intelligently
Ubi Dubium said,
April 30, 2008 at 5:54 pm
It will be called “Expelled: No Allowed Intelligence” and will contain exactly the same content as the last one, just rearranged.
The IDiots seem to think that if they keep making the same old inane arguments, and say them often enough, and loudly enough, that eventually people will believe them.
Billy S said,
April 30, 2008 at 5:55 pm
I believe that it will be “Expelled from the Jewish community: No Godwin allowed”.
Jeff said,
April 30, 2008 at 6:14 pm
Expelled: No demons allowed
A documentary about the one or two ex-scientists that believe the world is populated with demon creatures that are the cause of schizophrenia and all other mental illness. By joining Jesus in battle, the mentally afflicted can drive out the demons and be cured. There is a conspiracy in the US education system not to teach about the demonic cause to mental illness.
Adrian Hayter said,
April 30, 2008 at 7:03 pm
Flattened: Only Spheres Allowed
“Round Earth Science has expelled smart old ideas of a Flat Earth from the classroom. What they forgot is every generation a small media company makes a bias non-factual documentary…”
A bit long, but it had to be done!
Sudo said,
April 30, 2008 at 7:22 pm
Is there a place one can just purchase the Friendly Atheist wristbands? Seems an easy way out but I would like to have one for my wrist, even if I’m not creative enough to enter this contest and win it.
Hemant Mehta said,
April 30, 2008 at 7:25 pm
I’m working on it!
Brett said,
April 30, 2008 at 7:49 pm
“Ferris Bueller’s Expulsion”
Bo said,
April 30, 2008 at 8:22 pm
Detention: Kansas’s Slightly Lesser Punishment for Espousing ID in Schools
Jen said,
April 30, 2008 at 9:00 pm
Oh my god, Jesus on the dino made me just about die
William said,
April 30, 2008 at 9:47 pm
“Give Ben Stein Money.” After losing losing his shirt with “Expelled,” this documentary follows Ben Stein on skid row as does anything to regain his fortune.
Dakota said,
April 30, 2008 at 10:30 pm
The blonde faith and Dino Jesus cracked me up. The Bible DOESN’T say it didn’t happen….
Laurie Soule said,
April 30, 2008 at 11:48 pm
Exiled: No Fundamentalism Allowed.
Sorry, just wishful thinking on my part…
Third place! Woo hoo! I thought that the Blonde Faith and the God Hates Figs ones were hilarious!
hoverFrog said,
May 1, 2008 at 12:44 am
Exspelled: No Wizards Allowed
“Modern sorcerer prestidigitation has exspelled smart old ideas of a thaumaturgy from the stage. What they forgot is every generation has an Harry Potter…”
oblivious said,
May 1, 2008 at 4:42 am
Denied!
Ben blows the horn on Suppression again! The liberal media has denied the expression of smart new ideas presented in Expelled.
jedipunk said,
May 1, 2008 at 6:45 am
The Flat-Out Truth: No Antipods Allowed. (About flat earth science and how antipods, people on the bottom side, cannot possibly exist)
Joseph R. said,
May 1, 2008 at 7:59 am
Stein is going to eschew any and all political correctness for his next film…
Mentally Challenged: No Intelligence at all.
James said,
May 1, 2008 at 9:34 am
I think the best idea I’ve seen so far was the Sexpelled parody from Dawkins’ website. Here’s my 2 cents.
Repelled: No Wings Allowed
Gravity is only a theory and cannot explain the manner in which Jesus rose into Heaven. Physicists have been searching for a unifying theory, but mock and ridicule those who already know that God is the unifying force.
hoverFrog said,
May 1, 2008 at 10:19 am
Exploited: No honesty allowed
Ubi Dubium said,
May 1, 2008 at 11:02 am
I like that one, Hoverfrog. I loved your Ant Christ poster. Brilliant.
hoverFrog said,
May 1, 2008 at 1:25 pm
Thanks Ubi Dubium, I went for the brute force approach with the posters. I must have sent Hemant a dozen different ones. Same here with the film titles really.
I must have a wrist band. I simply must.
Darwin's Dagger said,
May 1, 2008 at 1:48 pm
All Washed Up: The Soap Conspiracy
Ben Stein takes on the Germ Theory of Disease and discovers how doctors washing their hands led to the slaughter of the Armenians during World War I. Of course ‘all washed up’ also describes Stein’s career.
Charred Atheist said,
May 1, 2008 at 4:13 pm
Destitute: Bankruptcy declared.
Ben Stein explains how his pathetic attempt at movie making cost him his credibility, his career, and his “Geek” card.
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Mitchbert said,
May 1, 2008 at 9:04 pm
Is there a limit of entries per commenter?
Honesty: Flagellating Obfuscations Expelled!
Peppered Moth: Not Pepper!
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Robin said,
May 2, 2008 at 11:53 am
His next movie will be a re-release of “Expelled”, but with a more marketable title:
Spider-Man 4
Anthony said,
May 2, 2008 at 3:01 pm
I imagine it’d either be:
Expunged!: Why didn’t anyone like my movie? It’s because I’m a big fat cow, ISN’T IT?! *runs to bathroom* HRRAULGH.
or
Inpelled: This time, we’ll try to allow intelligence.
They still didn’t try very hard though.
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