Posted by Hemant Mehta in The Digital Cuttlefish wrote a lovely poem last month; here’s the first stanza:
I thought I saw an atheist, once, walking down the street.
I checked for horns, I checked for tail, I checked for cloven feet;
Began to tremble frightfully—my heart was in my throat—
Then sighed in happy recognition, for ‘twas but a goat.
He now has a sequel referencing the Rob Sherman/Monique Davis incident:
…I thought I saw an atheist, upon the witness stand
It couldn’t be! Not where I live! This is a Christian Land!
The Constitution guarantees my right to scream and shout;
As the Good Lord is my witness, I demanded “You! Get out!”
Good stuff!
(via Christian Pwnage)
[tags]atheist, atheism[/tags]
Digital Cuttlefish is awesome.
Gee, thanks, Susan B.! And thanks, Hemant!
Glad you like it–visit often, and tell your friends!
DC
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Pretty funny poems, though he seems to have a knack for messing up the meter in the last line.
I thought I saw an atheist, upon the witness stand
He was berated for his disbelief and had her in his hand
Too bad he’s out of touch for his faux pas was much bigger
His term was out of date and pretty much called her …
I finally heard the video and he didn’t even get to talk! She got to spout off, but he didn’t!
I would really love to tell her that I think her philosophy is dangerous to my children and future grandchildren!
Mriana,
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Be Polite!!!
Oh sorry by “Polite” I mean the opposite of how she would treat you.
You mean I can’t say what I just said?