Comments on: Friendly Atheist Contest #23: Ice Cream Flavors

By: Godamn

Godamn — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 17:53:44 +0000

Atheism is like the sanitation department cause without it the world would be full of crap.

By: Friendly Atheist » Friendly Atheist Contest #24: Atheism Similes

Friendly Atheist » Friendly Atheist Contest #24: Atheism Similes — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 23:00:24 +0000

[...] week, I ran this contest: Atheism [...]

By: Dakota

Dakota — Sat, 19 Apr 2008 18:20:31 +0000

Atheists are like the law of gravity because a theist can jump off a cliff in anyway they choose and we’re still always right!

By: J Myers

J Myers — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 05:07:24 +0000

Atheism is like an integer because it is rational.

(Math reference… bonus points?)

By: Cade

Cade — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 20:25:21 +0000

Atheism is like a religion because of the tax breaks. Oh…wait. Never mind

By: Jeff

Jeff — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 04:54:39 +0000

Atheism is like seeing the world without blinders because our viewpoint isn’t clouded by an opaque layer of belief and superstition.

By: Kathryn

Kathryn — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 04:45:19 +0000

A little graphic.

Atheism is like bondage – both are sexy, stimulating and require an open mind.

By: Theo Doersing

Theo Doersing — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 04:24:52 +0000

Atheists are like cockroaches because for every one you see there are a thousand you don’t.

And they’ve been around forever and will never go away.

And most people react disgustedly when they see one.

By: Jen

Jen — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 03:48:00 +0000

Atheism is like religion because- oh wait, they are nothing alike.

By: Ray Harrington

Ray Harrington — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 03:45:11 +0000

An Atheist is like a condom: Doesn’t break under pressure, scientifically reliable, keeps away any unwanted side-effects, it beats praying and more than one usually scares the crap out of the church.

P.S. after getting 4th on the last contest, Atheism is also alot like myself: Try and try, but somehow fall short of feeling vindicated.