Posted by Hemant Mehta in An email message I don’t get every day, courtesy of Katie:
… I’m sitting at a picnic table right now and a bird pooped about 1/2 a foot away from me and it splattered onto your book… I feel like I should apologize for letting a bird poop on your book. So… Sorry.)
You let my book touch a picnic table?
That’s just wrong…
[tags]atheist, atheism[/tags]
What an excellent way to increase sales! More bird poop! More bird poop!
I’ll be completely honest here – I’m glad your book was the shield or it would have been on my shirt.
God reviewed your book. He didn’t like it so much.
Seems like God would have better aim than that.
I guess the bird came from Westboro Baptist Church.