Comments on: Complete the Atheist Joke #5 http://friendlyatheist.com/2008/03/25/complete-the-atheist-joke-5/ Atheism with Positivity Mon, 23 Nov 2009 05:01:30 -0600 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 hourly 1 By: Matthew http://friendlyatheist.com/2008/03/25/complete-the-atheist-joke-5/comment-page-1/#comment-145497 Matthew Fri, 28 Mar 2008 01:35:42 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/2008/03/25/complete-the-atheist-joke-5/#comment-145497 Knock Knock Who's there? Jesus. Oh, Jesus! I have been waiting for you! Did you bring the carne asada and tortillas so Guillermo and Paco will shut up about me converting to Catholicism? Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Jesus.

Oh, Jesus! I have been waiting for you! Did you bring the carne asada and tortillas so Guillermo and Paco will shut up about me converting to Catholicism?

]]> By: tyaddow http://friendlyatheist.com/2008/03/25/complete-the-atheist-joke-5/comment-page-1/#comment-145405 tyaddow Thu, 27 Mar 2008 21:02:00 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/2008/03/25/complete-the-atheist-joke-5/#comment-145405 "knock knock" atheist: "since there is no empirical evidence that there is anyone there, I must conclude that the knocking sounds I am hearing have a different, natural, more rational explanation." “knock knock”

atheist: “since there is no empirical evidence that there is anyone there, I must conclude that the knocking sounds I am hearing have a different, natural, more rational explanation.”

]]> By: Bobby Thigpen http://friendlyatheist.com/2008/03/25/complete-the-atheist-joke-5/comment-page-1/#comment-145285 Bobby Thigpen Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:39:47 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/2008/03/25/complete-the-atheist-joke-5/#comment-145285 Knock Knock Who's there? God. God who? I mean there's Buddha, Thor, Zeus, the FSM, the Invisible Pink Unicorn, Yahweh.... Knock Knock

Who’s there?

God.

God who? I mean there’s Buddha, Thor, Zeus, the FSM, the Invisible Pink Unicorn, Yahweh….

]]> By: ansuzmannaz http://friendlyatheist.com/2008/03/25/complete-the-atheist-joke-5/comment-page-1/#comment-145120 ansuzmannaz Thu, 27 Mar 2008 07:19:30 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/2008/03/25/complete-the-atheist-joke-5/#comment-145120 *Knock knock!* "Who's there?" <em>The Lord</em> "Lord who?" <em>Look, you're going mad. You're not supposed to ask questions.</em> *Knock knock!*

“Who’s there?”

The Lord

“Lord who?”

Look, you’re going mad. You’re not supposed to ask questions.

]]> By: Joe M http://friendlyatheist.com/2008/03/25/complete-the-atheist-joke-5/comment-page-1/#comment-144977 Joe M Thu, 27 Mar 2008 02:40:57 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/2008/03/25/complete-the-atheist-joke-5/#comment-144977 <blockquote>Amateurs. The joke is of course: Knock knock! ….</blockquote> lol

Amateurs.

The joke is of course:

Knock knock!

….

lol

]]> By: Dawn http://friendlyatheist.com/2008/03/25/complete-the-atheist-joke-5/comment-page-1/#comment-144889 Dawn Wed, 26 Mar 2008 20:37:36 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/2008/03/25/complete-the-atheist-joke-5/#comment-144889 Amateurs. The joke is <strong>of course</strong>: Knock knock! .... Amateurs.

The joke is of course:

Knock knock!

….

]]> By: Aaron http://friendlyatheist.com/2008/03/25/complete-the-atheist-joke-5/comment-page-1/#comment-144869 Aaron Wed, 26 Mar 2008 19:12:18 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/2008/03/25/complete-the-atheist-joke-5/#comment-144869 Knock knock Who's there? My name is elder Edgar and this is elder Pierson Elder? You guys are younger than me. Oh, wait. You two are Mormons! Yes we are. Well, you better get off of my steps before I give you a magical wedgie. Knock knock

Who’s there?

My name is elder Edgar and this is elder Pierson

Elder? You guys are younger than me. Oh, wait. You two are Mormons!

Yes we are.

Well, you better get off of my steps before I give you a magical wedgie.

]]> By: Bill Snedden http://friendlyatheist.com/2008/03/25/complete-the-atheist-joke-5/comment-page-1/#comment-144834 Bill Snedden Wed, 26 Mar 2008 16:21:19 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/2008/03/25/complete-the-atheist-joke-5/#comment-144834 Knock! Knock! Who's there? We're from the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day... SLAM! Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

We’re from the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day…

SLAM!

]]> By: Ingersoll's Revenge http://friendlyatheist.com/2008/03/25/complete-the-atheist-joke-5/comment-page-1/#comment-144820 Ingersoll's Revenge Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:05:30 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/2008/03/25/complete-the-atheist-joke-5/#comment-144820 <blockquote>Jen said, March 25, 2008 at 10:44 pm Knock knock Who’s there? Jesus Hitchens, put down that bottle.</blockquote> LMAO!!!

Jen said,

March 25, 2008 at 10:44 pm

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Jesus

Hitchens, put down that bottle.

LMAO!!!

]]> By: Alycia http://friendlyatheist.com/2008/03/25/complete-the-atheist-joke-5/comment-page-1/#comment-144799 Alycia Wed, 26 Mar 2008 13:15:44 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/2008/03/25/complete-the-atheist-joke-5/#comment-144799 Knock knock. Who's there? Have you heard the good news? *gasp!* Did Obama win the nomination? Erm, no... Did the MidOhio Food Bank get a huge monetary donation to solve their supply crisis? Uh... Okay...Did they renew "How I Met Your Mother" for another season, maybe? No. That's all I got, man. What the hell is it? That you can have eternal salvation by accepting Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior or you will burn forever in the fiery pits of hell. Lemme guess...you watch Fox News? Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Have you heard the good news?

*gasp!* Did Obama win the nomination?

Erm, no…

Did the MidOhio Food Bank get a huge monetary donation to solve their supply crisis?

Uh…

Okay…Did they renew “How I Met Your Mother” for another season, maybe?

No.

That’s all I got, man. What the hell is it?

That you can have eternal salvation by accepting Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior or you will burn forever in the fiery pits of hell.

Lemme guess…you watch Fox News?

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