Comments on: Complete the Atheist Joke #1

By: bert

bert — Mon, 19 May 2008 08:44:43 +0000

an atheist walks into a bar to avoid all the street corner preachers, and the religious people handing out flyer’s. So he said wazzup had a bud, chilled and watched the game.

By: Crimzen

Crimzen — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 14:31:53 +0000

you guys are terrible comedians, stick to science and teaching

By: heathcliffe

heathcliffe — Sat, 08 Mar 2008 19:27:31 +0000

An atheist walks in to a bar and orders a whisky
“straight” asks the bartender.
“No” says the atheist “I don’t believe in wholly spirits”

By: Lucy

Lucy — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 21:08:04 +0000

stogoe:

An atheist walks into a bar and finds a priest, a rabbi, and an imam in boisterious discussion at a table in the back.
“What is this, a joke?” he thinks to himself.

If that joke ended right there, it would’ve been the funniest joke here.

By: Padawan60

Padawan60 — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 13:47:08 +0000

An atheist walked into a bar…

…and said “I’ll have a Salvation Special.”

The bartender looked at him curiously. “Never heard of that one…what’s in it?”

The atheist pointed to a dozen different bottles. “One shot of each of those…and a twist of lime.”

“Uh, are you sure?” the bartender asked. “Sounds like the recipe for a major hangover.”

The atheist shrugged. “Yeah, I’ll feel like death for three days but after that I’ll be fine.”

By: C.E. Moore

C.E. Moore — Sun, 02 Mar 2008 04:38:05 +0000

An atheist walked into a bar…

…because a beer is always good after having eaten babies.

By: ash

ash — Sat, 01 Mar 2008 23:59:58 +0000

An atheist walked into a bar…

…the barman, privy to all the above comments, says ‘bloody hell, is this a convention?’

By: Laurie Soule

Laurie Soule — Sat, 01 Mar 2008 23:50:40 +0000

Hey Drew! I just saw that atheist in concert on Tuesday evening at Arco Arena in Sacramento!

By: Atheist Okie

Atheist Okie — Sat, 01 Mar 2008 22:46:47 +0000

An atheist walks into a bar….

…..and the bartender says, “Geez Chris, are you drying out, I ain’t seen you in five minutes!” “Oh, and would you sign my copy of god is not great?”

By: J Myers

J Myers — Sat, 01 Mar 2008 19:46:12 +0000

… the power of thirst compelled him.