Comments on: If You Don’t Play, God Cries http://friendlyatheist.com/2008/02/28/if-you-dont-play-god-cries/ Atheism with Positivity Sun, 22 Nov 2009 10:18:17 -0600 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 hourly 1 By: Jonathan http://friendlyatheist.com/2008/02/28/if-you-dont-play-god-cries/comment-page-1/#comment-134750 Jonathan Fri, 29 Feb 2008 16:58:00 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/2008/02/28/if-you-dont-play-god-cries/#comment-134750 Don't you just love church marquees?! One of my personal favorites: "Sign broke. Message inside." Don’t you just love church marquees?! One of my personal favorites: “Sign broke. Message inside.”

]]> By: stogoe http://friendlyatheist.com/2008/02/28/if-you-dont-play-god-cries/comment-page-1/#comment-134688 stogoe Fri, 29 Feb 2008 14:22:14 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/2008/02/28/if-you-dont-play-god-cries/#comment-134688 *cracks knuckles* Listen up, granny. The Almighty himself wants you at this bingo game, and what the Almighty wants, the Almighty gets. So here's the deal - you get in that church and you play some bingo, and we don't have to break your hip. *cracks knuckles* Listen up, granny. The Almighty himself wants you at this bingo game, and what the Almighty wants, the Almighty gets. So here’s the deal – you get in that church and you play some bingo, and we don’t have to break your hip.

]]> By: jtradke http://friendlyatheist.com/2008/02/28/if-you-dont-play-god-cries/comment-page-1/#comment-134566 jtradke Fri, 29 Feb 2008 04:52:49 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/2008/02/28/if-you-dont-play-god-cries/#comment-134566 Dude, that Jesus guy is such a whiner. He's always complaining that he gets picked last for kickball, and I'm all like "dude you stink at kickball" and he's all like "nuh uh" and I'm all "yeah huh" and then he's like "my dad could beat up your dad" and I go "pfyah, as IF, king dorkus!" and then he starts crying and tells on me to the playground supervisor and i get detention! What a total spazzoid! Whatever, I'll just give him a wedgie at recess tomorrow. Dude, that Jesus guy is such a whiner. He’s always complaining that he gets picked last for kickball, and I’m all like “dude you stink at kickball” and he’s all like “nuh uh” and I’m all “yeah huh” and then he’s like “my dad could beat up your dad” and I go “pfyah, as IF, king dorkus!” and then he starts crying and tells on me to the playground supervisor and i get detention! What a total spazzoid!

Whatever, I’ll just give him a wedgie at recess tomorrow.

]]> By: Jeffrey Stingerstein http://friendlyatheist.com/2008/02/28/if-you-dont-play-god-cries/comment-page-1/#comment-134527 Jeffrey Stingerstein Fri, 29 Feb 2008 03:28:02 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/2008/02/28/if-you-dont-play-god-cries/#comment-134527 Hilarious! Hilarious!

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