02.28.08

If You Don’t Play, God Cries

Posted in Friendly Atheist at 8:00 pm by Hemant Mehta

You better be there:

Jeffrey Stingerstein said,

February 28, 2008 at 9:28 pm

Hilarious!
jtradke said,

February 28, 2008 at 10:52 pm

Dude, that Jesus guy is such a whiner. He’s always complaining that he gets picked last for kickball, and I’m all like “dude you stink at kickball” and he’s all like “nuh uh” and I’m all “yeah huh” and then he’s like “my dad could beat up your dad” and I go “pfyah, as IF, king dorkus!” and then he starts crying and tells on me to the playground supervisor and i get detention! What a total spazzoid!

Whatever, I’ll just give him a wedgie at recess tomorrow.
stogoe said,

February 29, 2008 at 8:22 am

*cracks knuckles* Listen up, granny. The Almighty himself wants you at this bingo game, and what the Almighty wants, the Almighty gets. So here’s the deal - you get in that church and you play some bingo, and we don’t have to break your hip.
Jonathan said,

February 29, 2008 at 10:58 am

Don’t you just love church marquees?! One of my personal favorites: “Sign broke. Message inside.”