Comments on: Christianity Wins This Round…

By: commander other

commander other — Sun, 02 Mar 2008 17:23:14 +0000

um….a hairy ichthys ISN’T proof of evolution?

just askin’….

By: Bill Cecchini

Bill Cecchini — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 04:28:06 +0000

I only see proof of a dirty bathroom.

Hey! Not true. Unfortunately I don’t yet own that device that catches hair as it falls off your head and places it directly in the trash can. I know, I know…I need to get with the program.

Hopefully I can invest in one with this cool million that I’m certain to make, though.

Bill – the FriendlyChristian “hair guy”

By: Andrew

Andrew — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 04:20:59 +0000

I only see proof of a dirty bathroom.

By: Atheist Okie

Atheist Okie — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 04:05:01 +0000

Who knew male-patterned baldness would prove the existence of Gawd???

By: Renacier

Renacier — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 03:54:08 +0000

Bam, found it. We need to mass produce those. I'll take two.

By: Renacier

Renacier — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 03:33:06 +0000

I wish I had some sort of branding iron I could use to burn Jesus onto toast or waffles or what have you. Instant Ebay millionaire.

By: literghost

literghost — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 02:47:37 +0000

See, this is why I don’t want god in my life.

“God? Honey? What are you doing with those toenail clippings?”
“I’m making a portrait of my son to leave in an unsuspecting mortal’s bathroom!”
“That’s disgusting. Can’t you just throw it away in a neat pile, like normal deities?”

— Miz L.

By: Anatoly

Anatoly — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 02:23:43 +0000

Bill has remarkably straight hair. Unfortunately, with my curls, the best thing I could get off is a couple of Flying Spaghetti Monsters.

By: Mriana

Mriana — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 01:09:53 +0000

Yes, it’s related to astrotheology.

From http://www.truthbeknown.com/footnote2.htm :

(45)
Massey: “Horus in Egypt had been a fish from time immemorial, and when the equinox entered the sign of Pisces, Horus, was portrayed as Ichthys with the fish sign of over his head.” Dujardin: “The patriarch Joshua, who was plainly an ancient god of Palestine and bore the same name as the god of Christianity, is called the son of Nun, which signifies ’son of the fish.’” Walker: “The fish symbol of the yonic Goddess was so revered throughout the Roman empire that Christian authorities insisted on taking it over, with extensive revision of myths to deny its earlier female-genital meanings.” Wheless: “The fish anagram was an ancient Pagan symbol of fecundity . . .”

By: JimboB

JimboB — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 00:44:42 +0000

Doesn’t that fish have Pagan origins (much like Christianity in general)?

http://www.atheists.org/christianity/fish.html