Posted by Hemant Mehta in Bill experienced definitive proof of God’s existence yesterday.
He was going through his morning routine when he glanced at the ground:
Do you see it…? It’s a message from the Heavens!
Look closer!
Oh, snap! It’s the Ichthys symbol!
Atheists, I only have one question: What now? BAM. Game, set, match. If Comfort and Cameron couldn’t bring you over with their banana, I have full confidence that my two fallen hairs can easily provide all the proof you skeptics could ever need.
The miracle I seek has been found. There is no possible explanation for this. Don’t even try making sense of it.
Bill now needs to take the next logical step:
Sell the hairs on eBay.
Now.
[tags]atheist, atheism[/tags]
One-half of pisces on the floor/ground. I think some human put it there just so that they could TRY and make someone believe their god put it there. That’s just as bad as the pilgrims finding food buried and thinking God put it there. PLEASE! N.A. had a tendency to bury food. Too bad the pilgrims were too ignorant to know this and fell back on superstition, believing God buried it there for them. Does Ray Comfort really believe people are that stupid?
Oops!
It wasn’t Monkey Ray and his banana, but a human did do it- not on purpose though. 
I was part right.
Doesn’t that fish have Pagan origins (much like Christianity in general)?
http://www.atheists.org/christianity/fish.html
Yes, it’s related to astrotheology.
From http://www.truthbeknown.com/footnote2.htm :
Bill has remarkably straight hair. Unfortunately, with my curls, the best thing I could get off is a couple of Flying Spaghetti Monsters.
See, this is why I don’t want god in my life.
“God? Honey? What are you doing with those toenail clippings?”
“I’m making a portrait of my son to leave in an unsuspecting mortal’s bathroom!”
“That’s disgusting. Can’t you just throw it away in a neat pile, like normal deities?”
— Miz L.
I wish I had some sort of branding iron I could use to burn Jesus onto toast or waffles or what have you. Instant Ebay millionaire.
Bam, found it.
We need to mass produce those. I’ll take two.
Who knew male-patterned baldness would prove the existence of Gawd???
I only see proof of a dirty bathroom.
Hey! Not true. Unfortunately I don’t yet own that device that catches hair as it falls off your head and places it directly in the trash can. I know, I know…I need to get with the program.
Hopefully I can invest in one with this cool million that I’m certain to make, though.
Bill – the FriendlyChristian “hair guy”
um….a hairy ichthys ISN’T proof of evolution?
just askin’….