Comments on: What Would You Ask God?

By: Jason

Jason — Wed, 28 May 2008 18:09:51 +0000

1. Do you really know what I am going to do, even before I do it?
(answers: “Yes, of course.”)
2. What if I do something different?

By: Richard Wade

Richard Wade — Sat, 01 Mar 2008 04:34:38 +0000

1. Why are you torturing my mother until she hopes to die?
2. Would you please give yourself a really bad case of shingles for say about a year and then shoot yourself in the head? Thanks.

By: dzho

dzho — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 10:43:55 +0000

1. Mosquitoes? What the HELL were you thinking?

2. Now what?

By: Jim Olson

Jim Olson — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 03:31:19 +0000

1. Why do children get cancer?
2. Are you an asshole?

By: Felicia Gilljam

Felicia Gilljam — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 12:43:19 +0000

I really only have one question that I’m burning to ask a YEC-type god: Why have you gone to such great lengths to make it look like the universe is billions of years old and life evolved?

By: valhar2000

valhar2000 — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 11:33:21 +0000

1) Pat Robertson was right?

2) Are you fucking kidding me?

By: Ben

Ben — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 07:29:37 +0000

I wouldn’t start with questions. I would start with ‘Hello’ and go from there.

By: ash

ash — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 07:26:41 +0000

1) even humans know you’re supposed to think first, act second. wtf were you thinking? seriously?

2) why does that look suspiciously like a lightning bolt you’re preparing to hurl at me?

By: Steven Carr

Steven Carr — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 06:41:11 +0000

Actually,I’m sure that God would ask me questions.

Such as ‘Why didn’t you believe those stories of angels appearing to people in dreams? Why did you take it into your head that what happens in a dream is not real?’

What answer could I possibly give to God? I would be left looking pretty foolish.

By: anon

anon — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 05:47:53 +0000

1. Why? (while pointing at everything).

2. Repeat question over and over again.