Comments on: Friendly Atheist Contest #18: Lent

By: Tony

Tony — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 16:15:53 +0000

God was angry because Jesus had dropped all of his dad’s marbles. Again.

By: Mark Webster

Mark Webster — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 15:52:15 +0000

What you are missing because you are so far away is that this is actually an extremely romantic moment.

Jesus, “I’m flying, Jack!”

By: Adam Bourne

Adam Bourne — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 01:25:22 +0000

A little late I think, but the obvious caption would be

“He’s NOT the Messiah, he’s a VERY NAUGHTY BOY!”

By: Derrida

Derrida — Tue, 13 May 2008 08:28:31 +0000

“I don’t know how to tell you this, son, but you were adopted.

Mostly from the pagan religions.”

“NOOOOO!!!”

By: Cafeeine

Cafeeine — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:39:20 +0000

See? SEE???

I can too do miracles! All of you atheists kept demanding miaracles so I spanked my son again! Will you believe now?? And will you please stop all that homo love now, you know it offends me…

xxx
God

By: Marshdogga

Marshdogga — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 03:57:19 +0000

take that jesus!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

10 points!!!

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Friendly Atheist » Friendly Atheist Contest #19: Mormon Books — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 13:02:05 +0000

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By: James

James — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 19:01:52 +0000

A second vicarious atonement for the homosexuals, heathens, atheists and proponents of global warming.

By: Becky

Becky — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 17:22:20 +0000

Why is he being punished? He changed his robe to a more modern, comfortable Poly-cotton blend, of course! And as all good christians know, (hahaha) mixing fibers is an offense to god. (Deuteronomy 22:11)

By: Cade

Cade — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 00:48:41 +0000

Jesus was trying to go back to the future, but he ran out of plutonium.