Comments on: If You Open Your Mind Too Much Your Brain Will Fall Out http://friendlyatheist.com/2008/02/11/if-you-open-your-mind-too-much-your-brain-will-fall-out/ Atheism with Positivity Sun, 22 Nov 2009 17:17:25 -0600 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 hourly 1 By: JeffN http://friendlyatheist.com/2008/02/11/if-you-open-your-mind-too-much-your-brain-will-fall-out/comment-page-1/#comment-127181 JeffN Tue, 12 Feb 2008 21:20:22 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/2008/02/11/if-you-open-your-mind-too-much-your-brain-will-fall-out/#comment-127181 I suggest duct tape. I suggest duct tape.

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]]> By: Heresiarch http://friendlyatheist.com/2008/02/11/if-you-open-your-mind-too-much-your-brain-will-fall-out/comment-page-1/#comment-126859 Heresiarch Tue, 12 Feb 2008 10:37:29 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/2008/02/11/if-you-open-your-mind-too-much-your-brain-will-fall-out/#comment-126859 Does anyone know the origin of the expression "If your mind is too open, your brain will fall out"? I've been trying to pin it down for years, so far without success. Does anyone know the origin of the expression “If your mind is too open, your brain will fall out”? I’ve been trying to pin it down for years, so far without success.

]]> By: JeffN http://friendlyatheist.com/2008/02/11/if-you-open-your-mind-too-much-your-brain-will-fall-out/comment-page-1/#comment-126843 JeffN Tue, 12 Feb 2008 10:11:35 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/2008/02/11/if-you-open-your-mind-too-much-your-brain-will-fall-out/#comment-126843 I can label that video in one word LAME. :) I can label that video in one word LAME. :)

]]> By: Renacier http://friendlyatheist.com/2008/02/11/if-you-open-your-mind-too-much-your-brain-will-fall-out/comment-page-1/#comment-126645 Renacier Tue, 12 Feb 2008 03:00:50 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/2008/02/11/if-you-open-your-mind-too-much-your-brain-will-fall-out/#comment-126645 I smell ringtone! I smell ringtone!

]]> By: Eliza http://friendlyatheist.com/2008/02/11/if-you-open-your-mind-too-much-your-brain-will-fall-out/comment-page-1/#comment-126600 Eliza Tue, 12 Feb 2008 01:41:27 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/2008/02/11/if-you-open-your-mind-too-much-your-brain-will-fall-out/#comment-126600 Thanks for posting the song by Tim Minchin! Great lyrics, and great breath control! Thanks for posting the song by Tim Minchin! Great lyrics, and great breath control!

]]> By: AJ http://friendlyatheist.com/2008/02/11/if-you-open-your-mind-too-much-your-brain-will-fall-out/comment-page-1/#comment-126419 AJ Mon, 11 Feb 2008 18:56:16 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/2008/02/11/if-you-open-your-mind-too-much-your-brain-will-fall-out/#comment-126419 From Mark Watson Makes the World Substantially Better (BBC Radio 4): My Neighbour's Ass by <strong>Tim Minchin</strong> My ass is getting me down People laugh behind their hands when I take it into town It used to be tough and hard working and strong But now it is graying and it's long since been long past its prime But it was such a good ass in its time And just to rub salt in the wound My neighbour has an ass that would make Tatiana swoon It’s so broad that it's almost impossible to straddle He had to get a custom made saddle I know that envy's a sin But his ass is so muscular While mine is so thin I know it's immoral to covet But just one day with his ass oh god I would love it Oh lord my savior, would you do me a favour I just want an ass like my neighbour Chorus: I want my neighbour's ass 'cause my neighbour has A real nice ass I want my neighbour's ass 'cause my neighbour has A real nice ass (repeat chorus) My ass was once strong as an ox People could easily ride it from dawn until dusk It never once borked at a plow It was hearty and handsome But now I’m afraid a disaster I had to put it out to pasture I should be happy at the ass that god gave me To look a gift ass in the mouth is a sin I really should look on the bright side It’s such a big job Breaking a brand new ass in I know that envy is wrong But my ass is so pathetic while his is so strong In the old days my ass brought me kudos and fame Now my ass just brings me shame Oh lord lord my savior Forgive my behavior I can't but covet the ass of my neighbour (chorus) (repeat chorus) From Mark Watson Makes the World Substantially Better (BBC Radio 4):

My Neighbour’s Ass by Tim Minchin

My ass is getting me down
People laugh behind their hands when I take it into town
It used to be tough and hard working and strong
But now it is graying and it’s long since been long past its prime
But it was such a good ass in its time

And just to rub salt in the wound
My neighbour has an ass that would make Tatiana swoon
It’s so broad that it’s almost impossible to straddle
He had to get a custom made saddle

I know that envy’s a sin
But his ass is so muscular
While mine is so thin
I know it’s immoral to covet
But just one day with his ass oh god I would love it
Oh lord my savior, would you do me a favour
I just want an ass like my neighbour

Chorus:

I want my neighbour’s ass
’cause my neighbour has
A real nice ass
I want my neighbour’s ass
’cause my neighbour has
A real nice ass

(repeat chorus)

My ass was once strong as an ox
People could easily ride it from dawn until dusk
It never once borked at a plow
It was hearty and handsome
But now I’m afraid a disaster
I had to put it out to pasture

I should be happy at the ass that god gave me
To look a gift ass in the mouth is a sin
I really should look on the bright side
It’s such a big job
Breaking a brand new ass in

I know that envy is wrong
But my ass is so pathetic while his is so strong
In the old days my ass brought me kudos and fame
Now my ass just brings me shame
Oh lord lord my savior
Forgive my behavior
I can’t but covet the ass of my neighbour

(chorus)

(repeat chorus)

]]> By: Josh Charles http://friendlyatheist.com/2008/02/11/if-you-open-your-mind-too-much-your-brain-will-fall-out/comment-page-1/#comment-126336 Josh Charles Mon, 11 Feb 2008 16:37:23 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/2008/02/11/if-you-open-your-mind-too-much-your-brain-will-fall-out/#comment-126336 The lyrics are just so simple, aren't they? The lyrics are just so simple, aren’t they?

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