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Polytheist in Open Relationship with The Lord

icon1 Posted by Hemant Mehta in General on September 25th, 2007 | 5 Comments

Thanks to The Onion.

The byline reads:

By Bonnie Nordstrum
Polytheist


Im In An Open Relationship With The Lord

The Onion

I’m In An Open Relationship With The Lord

With Jesus as my personal Savior, I felt like I had it all. But then we hit a rough patch, and before long, I was beginning to question both my…




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5 Responses

  1. avatar Mriana Says:
    September 26th, 2007 at 12:27 am

    Oh bother! :roll: What will they come up with next?

  2. avatar Vincent Says:
    September 26th, 2007 at 7:20 am

    The Onion really has some amazing stuff.
    Funny thing: I’m just reading the God Delusion and this morning read the section about how religious devotion could be a misfire of our evolved need for a close sexual relationship.

  3. avatar Andy Says:
    September 26th, 2007 at 7:47 am

    in an open relationship

    Perhaps, but is it “Facebook Official”?

  4. avatar Rob Linford Says:
    September 26th, 2007 at 10:11 am

    Now I understand why Christianity is so often a woman thing…. I had no idea Jesus was such a stud.

  5. avatar Mikayla Says:
    September 26th, 2007 at 10:32 am

    LOL that is hillarious :p

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