Comments on: Who is God’s Lawyer?

By: Mriana

Mriana — Sat, 22 Sep 2007 22:44:58 +0000

Nah, I was referring to God George Burns. Oh wait, God George died and Morgan took his place. OH! Sorry about the confusion. I forgot. You’re Morgan. God Morgan Freeman! I have two questions for you: Why did you let that yahoo named Bruce take your place for a while? He really screwed everything up down here and why didn’t you fix everything that yahoo messed up when you took your job back?

No, no one has made me scream by the power of touch. Oh no! You didn’t? Not with the chimps! Well, I guess every ape species needs their god/man. Planet of the Apes will never be the same once they find God.

By: God

God — Sat, 22 Sep 2007 20:55:40 +0000

The pleasure is all mine, as it always is
Just one last thing about George’s cousins, I presume you’re refering to George Bush Jr.. You know, they’re not really his cousins, it’s just his family but he’s an outcast. Anyway, those chimps, they’ve got their act together, they enjoy life, eat, drink, make love (hmm), sleep, … without worrying about all those stupid things humans worry about like the colour of their hair, the size of their cars, … Still, I wonder, have you never met anyone who can talk with his hands ? Who can make you scream just by the power of his touch ? If that’s the case, you’re really missing out on something.

Oh well, got to go for now, I have a date with Putin this evening, he’s up to something that’s not to my liking, bloody idiot.

By: Mriana

Mriana — Sat, 22 Sep 2007 20:39:58 +0000

Tell that to our cousins, George. They use their feet as hands, sometimes to peel bananas. I tell you, those chimps, try as they might, they just can’t keep up with us human apes, but boy can they talk with their hands. The other ape, Cocoa, she just loves to talk, but she does love her kitty too.

Anyway, thanks for the lift to watch the Kangeroo Court. Oh wait, this could be a three ring circus, come to think of it. Anyway, it’s an honour to ride in the side car of your motorcycle.

By: God

God — Sat, 22 Sep 2007 20:32:53 +0000

Darling, dearest, you can RIDE on my bike if you like, but RIGHT is a direction. Right ? So, stop guessing and get yourself a dictionary.
Or, as I would explain to a two-year old, left is where your tumb is on the right side, right is where your tumb is on the left side, unless you’re looking at your feet, in that case, you won’t be able to spot any tumbs, or you shouldn’t be able to spot them, if you do spot them there, you have a problem, just a mild one, it can be fixed next time you come into my garage and have the right application form in hand, the hand, that is where you will find your tumb and a number of fingers, not toes, toes are for walking, they should be in your shoes, not your gloves.
I hope it’s not too complicated for you.

By: Mriana

Mriana — Sat, 22 Sep 2007 20:29:49 +0000

But George, that’s a story. You know how we humans are.

By: God

God — Sat, 22 Sep 2007 20:24:50 +0000

Why did I ever allow Babel’s tower ?

By: Mriana

Mriana — Sat, 22 Sep 2007 20:23:08 +0000

Huh? You want me to signal left? OK I’m guessing your turn signal is broken you don’t know how to fix it?

By: God

God — Sat, 22 Sep 2007 20:02:33 +0000

You can left, if you don’t mind.

By: Mriana

Mriana — Sat, 22 Sep 2007 19:35:25 +0000

Oh God you devil! OK George, let’s see you do your magic. I need a ride there, so can I right in the side car of your motorcycle to the hearing?

By: God

God — Sat, 22 Sep 2007 15:54:19 +0000

Do you really think I need a lawyer ? Just watch and learn …