08.31.07
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Amusing entries are sought, rather than gratutitously obscene ones. The deadline for entries is September 30, so get creative now! Again, the prize is a year’s free subscription to the Freethinker.
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Jen said,
September 1, 2007 at 12:55 am
Oh come on. That picture is totally hinting at the buttsex.
Eliza said,
September 1, 2007 at 2:19 am
“I see the head! Just a few more pushes and that baby will be out!”
Eliza said,
September 1, 2007 at 2:22 am
“No, no, you’re praying all wrong. Tighten those abdominal muscles - otherwise, how do you expect to get to heaven?”
Eliza said,
September 1, 2007 at 2:24 am
“Excuse me, sir. I seem to have dropped my keys under you.”
ash said,
September 1, 2007 at 2:40 am
“everyone helped look for the contact lens”
“you need help to kneel when you’re paraplegic”
“Abbaad was sick of propping up his multi-amputee brother”
Richard Wade said,
September 1, 2007 at 3:30 am
“63…45…HIKE!”
“Dammit, Akhmed, I told you this is my spot!”
“I really appreciate all you guys helping me find my contact lens.”
Richard Wade said,
September 1, 2007 at 3:45 am
All but one expressed their disdain for the man in the far background.
Preparing to jump a Humvee over 100 men.
Atheists in the Middle East tend to stand out.
Mikel said,
September 1, 2007 at 8:15 am
“Ummm…Could someone remind me of exactly what it is that we are supposed to be doing again? “
Keepleft said,
September 1, 2007 at 9:06 am
“Get a clue, dude! If you’re the only Muslim who needs a spotter when praying towards Mecca, maybe it’s time to convert to a less strenuous religion.”
Karen said,
September 1, 2007 at 10:05 am
That’s genius! I love it.
We will not bow down!
aidan said,
September 1, 2007 at 11:53 am
“Relax Farouk … I’m a master of Islamic Tantra.”
James said,
September 1, 2007 at 11:58 am
“You mecca me crazy”
James said,
September 1, 2007 at 12:19 pm
In the West it’s called a prostate exam. However, in the East they call it a prostrate exam
Yenald Looshi said,
September 1, 2007 at 12:24 pm
Apostate Ahmed forgot to bring his Harry Potter novel and was bored as his devout brother and conjoined twin Muhammad made daily prayer.
The first thing that came to mind was “down… set… Hike!”
Tim D. said,
September 1, 2007 at 3:31 pm
I’m surprised nobody took my idea yet:
“RECEIVE the LORD!”
Nick said,
September 1, 2007 at 11:38 pm
“No, I said ‘IMAM’, not ‘My Mom’. Don’t talk right now, that’s perverted.”
Tolga K. said,
September 2, 2007 at 8:00 am
Damnit Yusuf!!! Prayer is not the time to practice for your 72 virgins!
Mohammed, not being as powerful as Jesus, accidentally spliced himself on his way down from heaven.
DaveM said,
September 3, 2007 at 5:18 am
Some of these entries are great - but you won’t win any prizes unless you post them at the Freethinker website!
Mriana said,
September 3, 2007 at 7:25 pm
Oh get up! There’s nothing special here.