Posted by Hemant Mehta in Of all the images they could’ve used, they went with this one…
What have these kids been doing?! 
And look at them — they’re coming for you next!
(via Bjorn)
[tags]atheist, atheism, Jackson Christian School[/tags]
I’m Scared
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Aww that’s so cute! They’re enacting the scene in Julius Ceasar where Brutus and his buddies have just done the “honorable” deed, and are showing the populace they have nothing to hide.
Whatever they’ve done, they’ve been caught red-handed. (cue rimshot)
They look like they’re all siblings! A bit jarring as an advertisement, coming from Tennessee.
In Southern California there’s so much diversity and our media definitely reflects that. I can’t remember seeing a preschool advertisement featuring three blond white kids in – decades, probably. Weird.
Don’t worry, they’re not killing anybody(/anything), it’s just the blood of Christ. No doubt once they wash their hands you’ll see see the stigmata.
Ahhhh….baby stigmatics!
Little does anybody know, these kids actually worship He Who Walks Behind the Rows.
singing
Oh, the blood of Jesus, oh, the blood of Jesus,
It stains the kid’s white clothes.
/singing
(In case you don’t know there is a song sung in Christian churches with this lyric. Ok, not the bit about staining kids clothes, that’s my parody
)
hehehe
So if the two on the right have the blood of Christ on their hands, what about the one on the left? Is that the blood of a clown? (Clowns have funny coloured blood, right?)
creepy………..